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A wife who wanted a boyfriend, no matter who it was. It’s been 3 years since my ex-girlfriend dumped me. You should get over her. It’s about time you get your girlfriend. I agree. You are either working or watching NICONICO videos. It is certainly so. I found something like this the other day.

That’s super interesting, I want a boyfriend. By the way, Kanappe, you did that, right? What is that? That flying thing. What is the flying thing? That’s skydiving. Yes, I did it, it was super fun. That was super fun, and I want a boyfriend.

The location is Saitama Prefecture, and I want a boyfriend from Saitama. However, there are only women in my workplace. surely. What should I do? If there is someone good, I will introduce you. TRUE? Thank you, that’s helpful. I want to skydive so much, would you like to do it again?

Yes I would do it again, it was fun. By the way, where can I find a boyfriend? how are you working? I feel like I want to kiss someone soon. I see. Should I ask the woman I used to work part-time with if she has anyone? That’s a good idea.

I don’t think it’s a good idea for me to contact the woman just to ask her to introduce me to someone. Well, that’s probably okay. I want a boyfriend. I like my job, but the interpersonal relationships at work are frustrating.

Most of the people at work are nice people, but there’s one annoying person with a bald head. I want a boyfriend, I want a kiss. I’ll try contacting that woman. let’s go! That’s drunkenness. I will send a message to that woman. Is this all right? It’s okay, go. Send message.

I received a message from someone I remember. I want to go to a party where I can meet someone. Kanappe, if you’re okay with an ordinary guy, I’ll introduce you. My wife has trouble with her scale at the beginning of the year. Do I go for this? I should be on this, right?

I haven’t weighed myself in about a year. Lately, I haven’t been eating rice for dinner, so I think I’ve lost weight. I feel like I’ve been looking a lot tighter lately. On New Year’s Day, I ate too much, so my weight is within acceptable range until I gained 3 kg.

Probably, plus 3 kilograms is impossible. People who don’t eat too much on New Year’s Day are weird. People who don’t eat on New Year’s Day are incapable of paying attention to the people around them. In other words, I’m OK with gaining up to 3 kg in weight. That’s fine. Maybe I’m losing weight.

An increase of up to 3 kg is acceptable. I see, is that so? what happened? This scale wants to fight with me, I’ll take it. I stepped on this scale for the first time in a year. I just had a delicious meal, what’s the problem? calm down.

Appetite is one of the three major human needs. A common saying is, “Get plenty of sleep.” However, why is it said that food should be eaten in moderation in a well-balanced manner? If that’s the case, sexual desire should also be regulated. Kanappe, you will break the scale.

Why did you marry a heavy woman like me? If it were me, I would roast a woman who weighs so much and eat her whole. You should look for a woman who weighs less. Make a light woman your wife. what are you saying? Should I fast from today and starve to death?

If that happens, it’s the scale’s fault and I’ll write this in my suicide note. The scale displayed a false number. I couldn’t bear it anymore and couldn’t eat. I will write that in my will. This scale becomes the culprit in court. Let’s sell this at MERCARI.

I don’t want to sell it, it was expensive. Then I’ll give you one last chance. Please give the correct number next time. If you put up strange numbers, I will never ride on you. I’m going to make sure you can’t play the role of the scale. Why did this increase?

My wife has a lot of fun with “Acorns Rolling”. Acorns roll. roll. An acorn fell into the pond and it was a disaster. A loach comes and says, “Hello.” “You can play with me.” you look like you’re having fun Yes, Keito-kun, I enjoy this more than talking to you.

I just came up with something really fun. I sing the entire song “Acorns Rolling” with the vowel “A”. You do it. I can’t do that because it’s difficult. You are a boring man. In that case, I’ll do it for you, because I’m a genius. let’s go. DANGARAGARAGARA. DANGARAGAN. A-KANA, HAMATTA SA-TA-HAN. DAJAGADATAKATA KANNATAWA.

BACCHAN, grandma? This became BACCHAN. BACCHANASSHANI, ASABAMASHA. This is very interesting. Which vowel should I choose next? You look like you’re having fun. Next is the O vowel, let’s go. DONGOROGOROGORO, DONGOROGON. O-KONOHOMOTTO, SO-TO-HON. DOJO-GODOTOKOTO, KONNOTOO. BOCCHON, OSSHONO, OSOBONOSHO. The vowel O is subtly interesting. I can also do the vowel U, let’s go.

ZUNGURUGURUGURU, ZUNGURUGURU, BU. U-KUNU, U-KUNUHUMUTTU, HUMUTTSU. SU-TSU-HU-. TSU-HU, that’s gout. That’s TSU-FUN, painful poop. ZUCHU, ZUJU-GU. ZUJU-GU. DSUTSU, DSUTSU, KU. TSU. KUNNUTSUU. BUCCHUN, BUCCHUN. US SHUNU. USUBUMUSHU. The vowel U is very difficult. Grandmother with a reset button and bugs. Kanappe, I’m glad you came. I’m happy to meet you too, Grandma.

Do you drink tea? You already gave me tea. I didn’t know you were coming, so I didn’t prepare anything. It’s okay, I just came to see you. Is that so? I’m glad. Have you had lunch? I haven’t eaten yet. You’re hungry. i’m ok. I’d like to get you something to eat.

But I didn’t know you were coming, so I haven’t prepared anything. i’m ok. I already got my tea, thank you. I’m happy to have a grandchild like you. Yes, but I’m happier. Please don’t say that, I’m happier. You haven’t eaten lunch, have you? I haven’t eaten it, but that’s okay. Are you hungry?

No, I’m not hungry. That can’t be true, are you drinking tea? I drink tea, so much. I’m really happy to have such a cute grandson. You are truly proud grandchildren. Kana-chan and TAKA are my treasures. Are you hungry? I’m fine, you can sit down, please.

I didn’t know you were coming so I didn’t prepare anything. I called you, but okay, do you want to go eat somewhere? I can’t do that because it’s hard for me to go out. do you drink tea? I drank so much tea. Have you had lunch? I ate lunch, I ate a lot.

But you’re hungry, right? I’m not hungry at all, and I don’t think there’s any food in this house. Yes, that’s right. I’m not prepared for anything. do you drink tea? I’m already drinking tea. A grandmother tries to destroy her grandchild’s stomach. pizza! Let’s eat. do you drink tea?

I already got my tea. I see. Do you often order pizza here? Yes, when I call this pizza store, they deliver right away, it’s convenient, and it’s delicious. you are amazing I’m not great. are you eating? It looks like you haven’t eaten at all. I have just started eating now.

Is that enough for you? This is enough for me. You should eat my pizza too. I don’t need it, if there’s any leftover, I’ll eat it. You can get my pizza first. I don’t need it, I’ll eat it later. Because I can’t eat this much, so you eat. I’ll get it later.

I understand, put it there. That was when you were very young and small. Your grandfather had dentures. Your grandfather took off his dentures and held them in his hand while brushing his teeth. Then you said, “I think Grandpa is good.” I asked, “Why?”

Then you said, “When my grandpa brushes his teeth, he doesn’t throw up.” “When I brush my teeth, I feel nauseous.” You talked about that, isn’t it funny? It’s interesting. are you eating? Yes, I eat this much. You should eat enough. Would you like some tea?

You haven’t eaten at all, so please eat mine too. You haven’t eaten, so please eat this. I’m full so I can’t eat this much. It’s weird to be full even though you haven’t eaten a single bite. That was hilarious.

That was when you were young. When your grandpa was holding his dentures in his hand and brushing his teeth. You said, “Grandpa, I think it’s good because you don’t gag when brushing your teeth.” Isn’t that hilarious? That story is hilarious, but I’ve probably heard that story a million times.

Is that so? did I tell you that? do you drink coffee? There’s coffee. When I finish eating, you can give me coffee. Please don’t say that. Now let’s have some coffee. I don’t drink coffee now. why? I’ll make coffee now, so you can drink it.

Grandma, you can sit here and eat pizza with me. I also eat pizza. But you haven’t eaten pizza at all. I’m eating. That was when you were very young and small. My grandpa had dentures. So you said it when your grandpa was brushing his teeth.

I said, “I think it’s good because you don’t get nauseous.” Yes, it’s good not to feel nauseous. It’s pleasant, “not nauseating.” are you eating? Yes, I’m eating. Where are you going? Kanappe? what? Kanappe, where are you going? I’m going to the public bath, we were talking about that a while ago.

So we go to the bathhouse, what are you talking about? The public bath is in this direction. I don’t know about it, and I thought there was a public bath over here. So I’m going to go this way.

There’s no way you don’t know, because the other day we went to a public bath together. Unlike a car navigation system, I don’t have the ability to memorize a location after I’ve been there once. Do you have abilities like a car navigation system?

We went to the public bath together not just once, but three times. You have an excellent ability to memorize directions. So you laugh at me and say, “Where are you going?” I didn’t say it that way. You did that, and you laughed at me and said, “Where are you going?”

You’re making fun of me. No, I haven’t. I was surprised because you went in the opposite direction so quickly from the beginning. If you were surprised, you should say, “Kanappe, I was surprised because you were going in the opposite direction.” Just now you were laughing at me and saying, “Where are you going?”

You said, “Where are you going, you idiot?” I’m not calling you an idiot. You said it and you’re making fun of me. Besides, why are you still trying to go in that direction? Come here. I don’t want to be around someone who makes fun of me.

If I go near you, you make fun of me again. I don’t do that, come here. Shall we go to a public bath? I’m going, why did you think I wouldn’t go to the public bath? I think more strongly than you, “I’m going to a public bath.” I don’t understand what you mean.

Do you buy ice cream after taking a bath? Yes, I’ll buy ice cream. My husband doesn’t like eye drops and makes strange faces. . Something caught my eye. Are you ok? I’ll bring eye drops. I’ll bring you some eye drops. Yes, please, eye drops. what happened? It’s nothing.

You should use eye drops as soon as possible. can you do that for me? You are like a spoiled child. can you open your eyes? yes. Wait a minute, let’s stop this for once. what happened? It’s nothing, let’s do it. will you open your eyes?

Wait a minute, what’s that look on your face? What about my face? Could you please stop making that facial expression? what? I don’t really understand that. Well, okay, let’s try again, will you open your eyes? Do you dislike eye drops? I’m a little bad at it.

I don’t think so, that wasn’t the face of someone who was a bit weak. This may be the first time in my life that I’ve met someone who doesn’t like eye drops as much as you. I might feel a little stronger. For now, please don’t make a sound, because it makes me laugh.

Please shut your mouth. You see, I didn’t realize my mouth was open. You got it, let’s do it. your face is too funny Please do it quickly. i understood. I’ll do it next time, so you can relax. I relax, I don’t laugh. Let’s do it. will you open your eyes? You relax.

He rolls his eyes. It’s back. He rolls his eyes again. My wife sings WHITNEY songs and prevents me from going out. I’m going out. where are you going? I told you that I had a job appointment. Am I home alone today? Sorry, I’ll go home soon.

How long is immediate? How many seconds is that? I won’t be home in seconds, and that appointment won’t end in seconds. you don’t go I have time for the train, so I’m leaving. I don’t like that. Please be quiet. Everyone can hear your voice, please be quiet, why do you sing?

Please don’t go. I’m leaving now, I’ll be late for the train. I will go. Please, don’t go. please! Please be quiet. You are a nuisance to your neighbors. what? It’s annoying to the neighbors if you sing when I open the door. You don’t have to open the door. Hey? what?

I won’t make it in time for the train, so I have to leave now. You can go. You should never sing. you don’t sing you sang I’m not singing. I’m going, seriously. I’ll lock the door myself, so you can go over there. I see. you are embarrassed. You can’t stop now.

Your voice is echoing outside. I open the door. Is that OK? How long and to what part will you sing the song? Please be quiet. Hey. I have to go now. I’m going out. I eat all of Keto Keito-kun’s sweet potato KENPI snacks.

My wife has the mindset of a second year junior high school student. stop. You’re strange. Keito-kun, you are not feeling well. Which part are you talking to? This doesn’t feel good. Please wait over there. yes. I won’t go there. And I poke here. it hurts. I scream, “HUUU.” What does that mean?

All your pubic hair has become your clones. That can’t happen. This is no time to laugh, let’s end this. Don’t laugh, you go over there. You have no guard. I want to eat SUKIYAKI. I don’t know about that. The thing between your legs is full of hair, and it looks like a hairball.

I want to have hair removed. If you remove hair, do you apply pulsed light to the area between your legs? That seems dangerous. I’m scared of that. Are you okay? I do not understand. You should wear pants. Don’t you tell me that. I’ll pull your pants down and poke you here. it hurts.

You immediately say, “It hurts.” “That hurts so much.” You don’t say that, you’re a man. what do you say? Now that you’ve exposed your genitals, consider your mistake. He’s outrageous. SETSUBUN’s bean-throwing, risking its life. Let’s throw beans from the living room. we are fine. Leave the extermination of demons to me.

I feel that something has started. Leave it to me to exterminate the demons here, and you can look for good fortune. That fortune hasn’t gone very far. Is this an event where you go looking for fortune? you don’t worry.

I’m not the kind of woman to leave you to give in to demons, and you know that. what is this? Don’t worry about me, you’ll be gone soon. where? You go to the washroom. This is especially important in areas where there is water, such as sinks. Should I go to the bathroom?

Hurry up, we don’t have time. Please catch your fortune. Do I throw beans alone? Hey. what? You should never die. Bean-throwing begins. Demons, don’t hide, come out. We will get rid of you all. Oh my, are all the demons here blue demons? You guys are making fun of me.

Where is the red demon? There’s no way you could say that. If that’s your attitude, I’ll force you to say it. “Go outside, demon.” Combat start. “Go outside, demon.” Damn, I’m out of bullets. Have you finished throwing beans? Keito-kun, where is that fortune?

You say, “Where is my fortune?” But I don’t really understand what that means. Damn, if I don’t have good fortune in my house, I won’t be able to spend this year with peace of mind. What should I do? I need to calm down. Let’s eat EHO-MAKI. We eat EHO-MAKI.

I don’t know if I can eat this quietly. Good luck to you and eat. “It’s delicious.” Keito-kun, I was wrong. I ended up talking. Keito-kun, I spoke by mistake. Is this resettable? Keito-kun, what do you think about whether a reset is possible? What do you think?

The daughter who grows up and the father who doesn’t. childhood. Kanappe, I’ll tell you a scary story. I’ll start with a scary story. A story about no eyes (ME). One day, an old woman said to me: “MA, MI, MU, MO.” do you enjoy this? puberty.

Kanappe, I’ll tell you a scary story, let’s go. A story without hands (TE). One day, the old man said: “TA, CHI, TSU.” You’ll say “TO” and noisy, you go over there. T.O. You liked this story in your childhood. That’s enough, and the story is not funny. adult. Kanappe, do you remember this story?

This is a story without hands (TE). You loved this story. I remember it well. One day, the old woman said this. At that time, I thought the way he spoke was interesting. “TA, CHI, TSU.” You then say “TO”. The way you say “TO” is exquisite, and I think it’s good.

This is fun, right? Now I don’t find it fun. The reality of women’s chocolate making. It’s unusual for you to make chocolate, right? Valentine’s Day is coming up, so I want to eat some homemade chocolate. I don’t want to make sweets. HANA and NAO, I thought you guys could make it well.

If you don’t make chocolate with us, you won’t be able to eat it. Therefore, no chocolate for you. Look, I bought the ingredients for the chocolate. Why are there so many chocolates? How many people is this chocolate for?

I don’t know about that, but I thought it was about three servings. Let’s keep what we don’t use. Start cooking. I’ll do this so you can do the chocolate. I read the manga “GINTAMA”. “I’m going to miss it, a joy.” “I will grow that seed in the warm earth.”

Would you like to give this to Keto-kun? This is not a gift, the person who made it can eat it. What will you give Kate-kun as a present? ANPAN-MAN chocolate. In return for the gift, he lets me eat SHISEIDO PARLOR’s parfait. You get a 10x return.

In that case, let’s present this chocolate to Keto-kun. We get a 10x return on this chocolate. Happy Valentine’s Day. HANA, will your breast milk come in today? HANAKO’s breast cooking. Today’s menu is HANAKO’s breast milk chocolate. tits. Good. Stop it. This is going to sleep. I think “sleeping” is a luxury.

I think “put this” is fine. I like your strict attitude towards ingredients. This is great, Kanappe, did you help them? Yes, Kanappe helped put the flour in this. She made a slight mistake in the amount of flour. HANAKO, you’re dissing Kanape a Kanappe.

A married couple visited a Hokkaido product exhibition and ended up going to SUSHIRO. We came to the Hokkaido Product Exhibition. There are many people. There are too many people, so there is not enough oxygen. I don’t have the courage to go to the other side of this product exhibition.

Let’s enjoy the shops near the entrance. I want to eat soft serve ice cream. That’s over there. Soft serve ice cream. There are too many people in line, and the end of the line is too far away for me to see.

I’m scared of taking on challenges in the future that I can’t see. How about apple pie? I like apple pie. Apple Pie. There were a lot of people around the apple pie shop, and the line of people looked like a snake coiling around itself. I don’t have the courage to go there.

I’m scared of older women. Let’s eat something like dessert somewhere else, like a coffee shop. Let’s eat something like croquettes. That’s a good idea, let’s eat the croquettes. That’s the croquette shop. That’s not what I think. I’m not in the mood to eat croquettes like that. why? That looks delicious.

I want to eat a normal croquette. There’s corn in that. Corn is delicious. However, I want to eat regular croquettes without corn. I don’t want to eat corn because I want to eat potatoes. I want to eat corn. do you want to eat corn?

I don’t want to eat corn, but I want to eat croquettes with lots of potatoes. They don’t have regular croquettes. . Let’s forego the croquettes and have a fancy seafood bowl for our dinner. That’s a good idea, let’s have a seafood bowl. I wanted to eat seafood bowl from the beginning.

I really wanted to eat seafood bowl. My constitution is such that I can only eat seafood bowls. I also really want to eat seafood bowl. I will definitely buy the seafood bowl. What about here? This is 3000 yen. This is a high price. I definitely want to eat seafood bowl.

How about this seafood bowl without sea urchin? That’s 2500 yen. expensive. SUSHIRO will be enough for us. Yeah, let’s go to SUSHIRO. His wife promotes the sale of beard hair removal to her husband. Keito-kun, do you have any worries that you can’t tell me? I don’t have any particular problems.

Please don’t hide it and tell me. I have nothing. i’m ok. No matter what troubles you have, I will support you. I will never hate you, so please tell me your worries. I really don’t have any worries. your beard. You had a bad experience with your beard being too thick, right?

Certainly, I would like to have hair removed. You can have your hair removed. I’m thinking of doing that someday. I understand, you’ve always had a thick beard, and the experience was painful, right? I don’t feel that bad. It’s okay, I understand how much your thick beard hurts you.

Therefore, you should do hair removal. You should make a reservation for this. I think this clinic is definitely good. I don’t think your beard will go away unless you get medical hair removal. You can book from here. Please add your LINE friends here.

You may also be able to use this email newsletter campaign. It says here that the campaign cannot be combined. You won’t know until you use it together. I know that. I went home. How was the beard removal? It hurt a little, but not as much as when I broke my bone.

No one would remove hair if it caused them pain like a broken bone. Look at this, my cheeks are smooth after just one treatment. This is amazing, it doesn’t hurt when I rub your cheek. It wasn’t crowded because I had my procedure done at the AGA clinic.

So it wasn’t crowded because there were only guys there. Maybe this is what it means? Most of the men who come there are those who want to grow their hair. But you went there to get your hair pulled out. Get rid of my hair! you thought as you went there.

I mean, it is. You weren’t the type to brag about “I have hair,” were you? I was different, I was normal. Don’t act like you have so many beards. I don’t do that. Thin hair is also a characteristic of these people.

We should show sincerity for the courage of those who try to grow hair even though they destroy their individuality. You’re like, “In my life, I’ve been given a lot of hair.” So, please be grateful and have your hair removed. what are you talking about? A woman who competes on the first date. hello.

You’re Keto-kun, right? You are Kanappe. This is not good, he has a well-proportioned face. I heard that he is a normal person, but he has a well-proportioned face. I don’t like men who are aware that they have a well-proportioned face. good. Thank you for making a restaurant reservation.

I like casual restaurants like this. I often come here with friends. I prefer men with unproportioned faces. For example, I like men who have an unproportioned face but are athletic. I like men who have a smart attitude when calling the waiter, even if their faces are not proportionate.

I like men who don’t have a very well-groomed face, but there is a gap between their face and attitude. I take it for granted that men with well-proportioned faces are more athletic. This is prejudice, isn’t it? she is round Let’s drink something, I’m beer. I’m cassis and orange. Excuse me?

I’m sure he’s thinking, “This woman didn’t ask for beer first, but instead ordered cassis and orange. She’s not considerate enough.” Because his face is well-proportioned, he definitely thinks so. He has a well-proportioned face, so I’m sure he makes fun of women like me who can’t drink beer.

I hate women who order beer and say, “I don’t like beer, so you can drink the rest.” If I saw a woman like that, I would beat her up even if I was sitting in another seat. I don’t lie to myself, I am who I am.

I like cassis and orange, so I ordered that. that’s all. she is round cheers! delicious. Since we are the same age, let’s stop using honorific language. Stop using honorific language. You don’t usually use LINE emojis, but you use emojis in your messages to me, right? Admittedly, I don’t usually use emojis.

We should stop using emojis, and I don’t use emojis very often either. That would probably be easier for us. I do. Let’s do so. What should I do? he doesn’t speak at all. In other words, he probably thinks he doesn’t need to talk to women because his face is so proportionate.

He thinks, “Women should tell me interesting stories and entertain me.” I see, that’s interesting, I’ll go for it. I will entertain you so much that today’s memories remain strong in your life and you will never forget them. Do you drink alcohol often? I drink alcohol on holidays.

Do you like beer? You also like sake. I don’t think beer is delicious.What is the difference between KIRIN and ASAHI? Do you have a taste preference for beer? Is it the same as the difference between PON juice and TROPICANA? She seems like a good woman. She talks a lot.

I guess she likes talking. All I have to do is listen to it, so it’s very easy for me. Even though I talk a lot, he doesn’t bring up the topic. He was smiling and listening, so I thought I was doing well. Where is he looking, at the clock?

Is there a clock behind me? Does he insist on returning? I see, then I’m a complete failure. shall we go home? already? I’m still okay. Shall we go to a bar after this? Maybe she’s dissatisfied with me because I don’t talk to her. What should I do, I should talk about something.

Another bar? With this lack of excitement, are you going to move on? What do you mean? Did he see any potential in me? Or maybe it’s his first time seeing a woman like me and he’s confused? Wait, or is he just genuinely enjoying the situation?

Actually, he’s not good at speaking, so maybe my speaking skills really help him? Moreover, he said he wanted to go to another bar, so I’m sure he wants to listen to me more. I won. I’d like some cassis and orange, please. I guess she likes cassis and orange. The drunkard is back.

I’m sorry, I’m drunk. are you drunk? Yes, sorry. You should take a bath. I want to get some sleep. If you go to bed, you can’t take a bath. I feel like throwing up. i want to sleep. Are you about to throw up?

I felt like throwing up since I was on the train. I feel sorry for you, so stop taking a bath and go to bed. I want to take a bath. Then you should take a bath. I can’t take a bath. Then you go to bed. I want to wash my hair.

Which one is that? I want to wash my hair, but I can’t. I’ll wash your hair, so let’s go take a bath. are you okay with that? Is that okay? Yes, it’s really okay, so you can go take a bath right away. But I still feel sick.

Then you should lie down for a while. Are you okay. As soon as my drink ran out, the waiter came over and said, “What would you like?” The waiter immediately brought me a replacement drink. So that waiter’s fault. That’s not true, it’s your fault for drinking a lot of alcohol.

What is the way you cry? Please stop crying like that. Stop it. after 5 minutes. Are you still gross? I still feel gross. Taking a shower may make you feel refreshed. I’ll wash your hair, so you can take a bath. I want to sleep right away.

I can only sleep for 6 hours from now on. I want to sleep for 8 hours. why are you so kind? It’s because you are important. you are kind and cute. It hurts, stop it. You don’t play around and stop bothering me. I can go to bed first without taking care of you.

I don’t care if you choke on your own vomit. Don’t cry like that. My wife has been talking since morning with no real content. Keito-kun is here. Listen, you just dumped me. You said to me, “Let’s break up, I want to distance myself from you.” Is it a dream?

I had too many reasons to be dumped by you, so I politely said, “Yes.” Please resist it a little. I didn’t cling to you. As soon as you told me goodbye, I immediately answered, “Yes.” I wanted to show my cool side. I tried to pretend that I was okay without you. You bluffed.

And I immediately went to a party with my friends, maybe I’ll meet someone. You seem okay. The party was starting at 5pm, and my mom was supposed to give me a ride there. Your mother is supportive of you. The new colored contact lenses I bought made me look like a snake woman.

I thought I wouldn’t be popular with men unless I had prettier contact lenses. I panicked that I might not be able to make it to the party in time. Then, the black man next to me told me about his recommended contact lenses.

However, the contact lenses weren’t my favorite type, so I just agreed. Why does this black man suddenly appear? I needed to pee, so I said to the black man, “I’m going to the bathroom.” However, the space between the walls of the toilet was too narrow for my butt to fit inside.

Its width was narrower than the toilet seat. When I tried to sit on the toilet, my butt got stuck in the wall, so I couldn’t sit on the toilet. I jumped and gained momentum, but my butt didn’t reach the toilet seat.

I had no choice but to get my butt stuck between the walls, wondering if I should relieve myself away from the toilet seat. And in the middle of that dream, I woke up. What’s the story about me dumping you? I look into dream interpretation.

A dream of being dumped by someone may be a sign that something bad will happen. “Toilet. Your butt gets stuck in it. It’s narrow.” Is that what you care about? “A small toilet means that you are not able to purify your mind.” I see.

I’ve been feeling like my heart hasn’t been purified lately. That feeling of yours, I can’t find it at all. Today, I won’t try hard today to purify my mind, shall we go to the public bath spa? I would like to receive a massage to purify my mind. I need to cleanse my mind.

. A fun health checkup for my grandmother. Today, I will tell you the results of your medical examination. Yes, please. Since your hearing is graded D, you need a thorough examination. Grandma, you are completely deaf. That can’t happen. I can hear you very well. Grandma, is that true? You have Helicobacter pylori.

Grandma, this doctor says you have Helicobacter pylori. I don’t have Helicobacter pylori. Do you know what Helicobacter pylori is? I don’t know that. What is that, Helicobacter pylori? That’s a strange name. I will think about that treatment in the future. Please. Also, you have evidence of tuberculosis. Grandma, have you ever had tuberculosis?

That’s a problem. I have never had tuberculosis. I’m very healthy. I’ve never been to a hospital before. That’s a lie, you’ve been to the hospital, I’ve been to the hospital with you before. I’ve never been to a hospital before. Have you been to the hospital?

I came to the hospital today for the first time in my life. That’s absolutely a lie. Maybe tuberculosis feels like a cold and you didn’t realize it. I’ve never had a cold. you are the strongest Finally, your blood pressure is a little high. Grandma, you always have high blood pressure.

That’s not true, I understand blood pressure because I measure it every day. What is my blood pressure? I believe my blood pressure was around 120. Do you have a device to measure blood pressure? No, I don’t have it. How do you know your blood pressure? I measure my blood pressure every day.

What do you measure your blood pressure with? That’s really fun. I would rate your hearing as A. we flirt. I’m really happy when I’m with you. I’m happier. I’m just happy that you came back. I’m happy just looking at you. I’m happy just having you by my side.

I’m happy just by having you in this world. I am happy that you were born into this world. I’m happier because you’re too hairy and it looks like it’s going to be difficult. I’m happier because you often have diarrhea. Because you have external genitalia, you live in a constant state of danger.

So I’m happier. I’m happier because you have a cat allergy and can’t have a cat. My cat allergy prevents you from having a cat either, so it’s the same thing. I love you, I love you. That’s my line. Is this your line? I thought that was my line. Well, that’s true.

If so, what is my line? What is that? That’s my line, and it’s your line, too. What does that mean? You said, “That’s my line.” Does that mean there are other lines for me? I don’t understand your line, what is it?

If you didn’t know that, why did you think that was your line? This is not what I mean. I said it to mean “I want to say it.” It goes something like this: “I was going to say I love you so much, but why did you say it first?”

It’s a little different, but I’m fine with it. I thought you suddenly became angry. So I was surprised that you really didn’t want anyone to take that line. I’m not angry. It’s an idiom. You are Japanese, right? I can’t express this feeling with the word “love”, so let’s eat you.

Ouch, you don’t eat me. That’s no good. If I eat you, you will become poop. Kanappe is an exhibitionist, so I want to do something about it. I was tired. what are you doing? Since you are tired, I thought I would show you my boobs. Keito-kun, look at this. Look, look at this.

Why? You get dressed. Why is that? don’t you want to see my boobs? It’s not that you don’t want to see my boobs. You should want to see my boobs. Please get dressed. why? You stop doing that, it’s in full view from the outside. I also provide great service to people outside.

Please get dressed. I’ll show you my ass. That’s no good either. I have a reason, I have a boil on my butt that hurts. So I’m going to put the medicine on there, look at the boil. This looks like boobs. It’s true, these are boobs.

The pitch of the song is strange, you are calm and you are left excited. Please calm down. When we see the sunset, we say, “See you tomorrow!” You’re still excited, so calm down. bye bye. Humans are good. There was someone. Humans have warm baths. HOT. Do humans sleep on warm futons?

I’m going home too. I rotate forward and do a boob jump. Your boobs aren’t that big. Look, my nipples are bigger on the right, right? what are you saying? You get dressed. This is a serious problem for me. You seriously look at this. My right nipple is bigger, right? it’s true.

I don’t want to go to work. Today is Monday. I don’t want to go to work. I don’t want to go to work at all. If you don’t want to go to work, you work hard at that level. What is that? That’s a great quote. I felt like doing my best.

Really, was it good? That’s good. But this is no good, I don’t want to go to work. So why don’t you take time off from work? Yes, I’m happy, I’m off work. Can you call the company? I won’t do that. I do not want to go.

I don’t want to ride the train, so I want a door that I can warp to. I want a warp door for my next birthday present. I want that too. It was Sunday until yesterday, but why is it Monday now? That’s because the next day after Sunday is Monday. Mostly Mondays.

I’m sure it was Monday the other day. One week ago was Monday. Saturdays and Sundays are rare. No such thing. I do not want to go. I don’t like that. Please change your clothes first. Before that, I drink juice. There was no juice, no RINGO, no apples. It’s both apples.

RINGO and apple are both apples. I meant orange. I’m weird. I’m weird, so I should take time off from work. You can call my office and say, “Kanappe’s brain is weird, so she’s taking the day off from work today.” No.

Even if you don’t want to go to work, do your best at that level. Did you say this again because I complimented that word? No, it’s not. Did you get excited about being praised? No, it’s not. Please change your clothes. I poop before that. I said, okay, hurry up, we don’t have time.

It was no good, the poop wouldn’t come out. I can’t go to work like this. It’s very bad to go to work with constipation. You call and say, “Kanappe is constipated, so I’m taking the day off from work today.” No. A woman who competes on the third date.

Thank you for picking me up, your car is cool. Thank you, let’s go. Today is Keto-kun and I’s third date. Stage 3. The task for Stage 3 is “My first drive behind closed doors and a movie date.”

This stage is different from the traditional dates where you go out to eat together, and the important thing is how many points you can earn. Normally, if I get to stage 3, he should like me, but this time the situation is a little different. Because this man’s face is well-proportioned.

There is a high possibility that he is still evaluating me, or that there are other women who have made it to this stage. Judging by the proportionateness of his face, there are three other women. Woman A, Woman B, and Woman C. Which one am I? I would be B.

I have blood type B, so B would be good. I’ll be woman B. This drive time will be a very important time in order to move on to the next stage. I’ll do it. I’m looking forward to the movie. I’m looking forward to it. This is my first time watching a 4DX movie.

Have you ever seen a 4DX movie? I went to see MAD MAX with my friend. It was awesome. As we drove home, we listened to Bad Boys music so loud that we all screamed as we drove home. I find it surprising that you watch MAD MAX.

Poor Girl A and Girl C, today I am a little different than usual. The reason is that I remember the love columns I looked up on the internet. I will work hard behind the scenes. I may look like I’m joking on the outside, but I work hard behind the scenes.

My attack has already begun. That’s a gap. Keito-kun must have noticed my unexpected side and added points to me. Woman A and Woman C may have beaten me with their looks, but you guys let your guard down. I will defeat you with this knowledge. What does 4DX feel like?

Do you eat popcorn at the movie theater? I definitely eat popcorn at the movie theater. Okay, let’s buy some popcorn when we arrive. Are you good with a pair? I like eating extra large popcorn by myself. That’s a good idea, I think I’ll eat some extra large popcorn too.

Let’s eat extra large popcorn. The next attack is the body touch that everyone loves. But be careful, he will be uncomfortable if you touch him lightly. I naturally touch him. I get a high score by giving him a natural body touch. Natural body touch. Natural body touch.

By the way, what is natural body touch? Even though I am restrained by a seatbelt, is it possible for me to naturally touch him in this situation? It would be unnatural for me to touch him in this situation.

Wait a minute, if I have a reason to approach the driver’s seat, I might be able to naturally touch him. Is there something I’m curious about in the driver’s seat? speed meter. Should I lean on his shoulder and say, “Show me the speedometer?”

There are no women like that, in what world is there a woman who wants to look at a speedometer? If this guy is a speed freak, I can understand doing it too. A man who is a speed freak is not a good person. I’m looking forward to the movie.

I can’t touch the body. I can’t find the trigger for body touching. If this continues, I will lose to Woman A and Woman C. What should I do? Kanappe? We arrived at the movie theater. On the contrary, he touched me. Acne is the worst. Kanappe, are you ready? This is the worst.

What did you do? what happened? I have a pimple, and it’s under my nose. Is true. This stands out, right? Are you ok. TRUE? No, this is very noticeable and it’s the worst. you’re okay. You don’t understand. This stands out, I don’t like it, I’m ugly. That’s not true.

Why do acne appear in such ugly places? I’m angry. This is ugly acne. This is red. No such thing. That happens, and it’s the worst. you care too much Pores also exist in other places. Why did this pimple appear in this most ugly place? You’re not ugly, you’re cute.

How about this? do you see this? I do not understand. i don’t know. do you need my opinion? I don’t like this. I don’t want to go out because I’m too ugly. You’re not ugly, so let’s go out.

I’m sure the reason I got this pimple is because I’ve been eating ice cream every day this week. We ate ice cream every day. Indeed we had the CHOCO MONAKA JUMBO ice cream. Please stop it. You are eating it deliciously. Really, how about this?

Is it okay for me to walk outside with this? no problem. This is not good, it’s really upsetting. are you really talking to me? Stop popping pimples. you don’t touch It seems like it will heal faster if you crush it. If you do that, it will turn red.

You call it quits and get ready and we’re off. I pop pimples. This was the worst and made my acne more noticeable. I advised you. you didn’t stop me No, I stopped. It’s not good, that pimple is super noticeable, but you be prepared. A wife who tries tarot reading without any knowledge.

I’ll read your fortune using tarot. Can you do tarot reading? I’ve been watching tarot readings on YouTube a lot lately. hello everyone. Welcome to PE KANA’s room, where I use tarot to bring you a richer everyday life. This is YouTube format.

So, today I will be doing an April reading for Taurus people using this tarot card. That’s YUGIO’s card, right? I shuffle these cards and place them on the field. It’s definitely a YUGIO card. The cards are ready. This time, I will use this kind of spread development. This is completely DUEL standby.

Let’s take a look at April’s theme for Taurus people. black magician. A black magician card appeared. I feel that Taurus people will have very calm days from this card. Just look at this dark magician’s face and you’ll understand. This face is very cool.

Many of you may have had very busy days up until now. However, I believe that from April onwards you will have days of peace. This gives a calming impression. Now, I will summon the current situation from the past in attack display. Does the tarot have an attack display?

This is a great synchronized card called Black Magician Girl. Do you see the flow of magicians coming here? This is amazing synchronization. Many people must have been really busy over the past month or two. On the other hand, there may have been some people who spent their days calmly. It’s both.

Something has happened to you in the last month or two. It’s about the hardships you’ve had, the hurt you’ve had, the efforts you’ve made, and the hard work you’ve put in. All of them will have their results in April. “You’re not wrong” is the message contained in this Black Magician Girl card.

I like this Dark Magician Girl card, so I always had it in my deck. That’s when you duel, right? This is amazing synchronicity, Taurus, your April is amazing. I will activate the trap card and give you some advice. Will you activate the trap card? This is a MONSTER REBORN card.

Taurus, you are amazing. A MONSTER REBORN card came out. This is exactly the same story as before. In April, you will come back to what you have done so far, what you thought may have been in vain, and what you were struggling with without seeing any results. They will appear as results.

April brings with it a variety of opportunities. Moreover, you should seize every opportunity. You will have a strong desire to seize that opportunity, so April will be a very fulfilling and busy month. You said earlier that your days would be calmer. Next, I will special summon Near Future from the graveyard.

This is a blue-eyed white dragon card. Taurus people in 2023 are strong. That deck is really strong. If you are a Taurus, you may already be seizing the opportunity. Or maybe there are people out there who are going to seize the opportunity? Some people may be up for the challenge.

Taurus, you are definitely up for a chance. My younger brother had three Blue-Eyes White Dragons. However, when he left it on the bench at JUSCO, it was stolen. I feel sorry for him. A wonderful future is coming.

In April, it seems like the time will come for you to make the most of your true abilities and be lively. Taurus people should look forward to it. I will activate the trap card and give you some advice. This is a fusion card. You work with others to make things successful.

This is the message of achieving your goals with the help of someone else. This alone doesn’t send a strong message, so I play another card, draw. You just said draw. A demon was summoned. Many people fear demons. It’s not like that at all, it’s a very good card that isn’t scary.

Their attack power is high. Cards with high attack power are lined up here. Looking at the development of this card, Taurus people should attack more and more. “Your thoughts and choices are not wrong.” “Please keep trying.” Damon sent you a message. Did Damon send you a message?

Lastly, I will summon one card for April’s summary. Taurus people, this is so amazing. Once, I sacrifice all the monsters on the field. Look at this. THE WINGED DRAGON OF RA card came out. Taurus, this is amazing. All your hopes, wishes, and dreams will come true.

Taurus people should try new things in April, push forward, take on new challenges, and seize opportunities. I’m a Libra. A recital suddenly begins while cooking. You start working. Start working without moving your neck. You start working. You mix it normally. that? There was SATOSHI. This one jumped. it hurts. ZUBATTO, GALLOP, SANDERS, MENOKURAGE.

ZUBATTO, GALLOP, SANDERS, MENOKURAGE. I quite like this. Kanappe! you are noisy Kanappe! you are noisy What’s that scary? That’s scary, what song? Scary, stop it, that’s scary. scared. I love cherry blossom viewing. Article. Cherry-blossom viewing. I love cherry blossom viewing. I love cherry blossoms. You love cherry blossom viewing.

This is the third place to see the cherry blossoms this year. look! The cherry blossoms are in full bloom. Actually, the cherry blossoms are blooming beautifully. Let’s put a sheet here. There are so many food stalls, what should I eat? YAKISOBA looks delicious. FUJINOMIYA YAKISOBA. What is FUJINOMIYA YAKISOBA? I do not know.

I definitely eat TAMASEN and DOTE. There’s curry and rice over there. Crepes are good, but I will definitely not eat them today because they make me fat. That fried chicken won a gold medal, and it’s definitely delicious.

I don’t know what kind of gold medal that is, but what do you want to eat? I don’t care. What do you mean, anything is fine? Is poop okay? I don’t like that. What would you like? I want to eat what you want to eat.

What about your ego? Are you serious about that? There’s so much food out there, is there at least one thing you’d like to eat? There’s also roast beef, hamburgers, and takoyaki. I’m Takoyaki. How about eating takoyaki at GINDAKO? i am happy. Cherry blossom viewing makes me feel happy.

You like cherry blossom viewing, that’s good. Do you know why I love cherry blossom viewing so much? No, I don’t know, why? I don’t know the reason either. ant. Ants are coming. You just have to get rid of it. Pillbug. I’ll take it. There are a lot of pigeons.

“Do you have any bait?” “You’re eating good food.” “Is it okay if I have just a little bit of that?” Unfortunately, I can’t give this to you. You should go home. Do you use pigeon language? You are kind. I can talk to pigeons. I see, you have a lot of friends.

What are you talking to? I say, “You’re in the way, get out of the way.” Unexplained moodiness. Kanappe. what happened? why are you silent? are you tired? no. are you hungry? no. Shall we go buy something? no. You are cute. No, yes. Shall we go buy something? no. You are cute. yes.

Are you hungry? Yes, No. you are hungry Why do you have an angry expression on your mouth, but you’re cute. What is this mouth? Your lips are juicy and fresh. I’ll take this lip and throw it away. You don’t throw away my lips.

I mean, the way your lips look when you’re angry, it’s cute. So I’m going to take this lip and throw it away. Why do you take my lips and throw them away? I don’t know, but I want to get rid of these lips. what happened to you? I do not understand.

Why don’t you know? I’m in trouble because I don’t understand that. Please counsel me. I’m doing it, so I ask you, “What’s wrong?” I’ve been depressed since the morning train today, and I’m in a bad mood. Did something unpleasant happen to you? No, I don’t.

Are you depressed even though you have nothing to dislike? you stink Don’t do that, I sweated a lot today. I think I’ll feel better if I smell that stinky smell again. That’s definitely a lie, stop it. Please, just one more time. That is not acceptable. I don’t feel well. That’s weird.

You don’t want to take a bath. what should I do? do you want to eat something? I want to eat cake. Shall we go buy a cake? That’s no good, if I eat cake at this time I will gain weight, I can’t believe it, what do you say?

Why are you angry at me? I can’t do it anymore, I’m too depressed. Then, just for today, you can smell my armpits. Is it really okay? It’s only on the right. This stinks. again. I can smell your scalp too. This stinks. This is just like that leaf. How about that? It smelled.

You are fine. Do you believe so? I’m not very well. It’s not true. A woman who scores a goal on the sixth date. Today is our 6th date. We’ve had 6 dates. What’s this situation where we’re on our 6th date even though we’re not officially dating?

According to the love column I was reading, it was written that the match was decided on the third date. But the sixth time, what does that mean? 6 times is twice as much as 3 times. What does that mean? Keito-kun have no memory of how many dates he went on?

I think he seems to have lost his memory of the date, because the third date was nothing interesting except watching a movie, so he must have forgotten. Does he remember his first date? What did we do on our second date? This is a big deal, and I’ve forgotten it too.

We went to a haunted house. I’m sure he remembers that. I aimed for the suspension bridge effect to pervert fear and love. I held his hand for 2 seconds. It was my first time holding hands with a man. He stole my first. I feel sorry for my hands unless we officially date.

Before we officially dated, we held hands and he’s a womanizer. I don’t like it, he’s a womanizer, and he’s vile. Have you ever watched soccer? No, it’s my first time. I’ve never watched sports before, so I’m looking forward to today.

When I was a child, I went to a baseball game with my father, and we ate a lot of delicious food. I see, there are a lot of delicious foods in places like this. Doesn’t he want me to be his girlfriend? What kind of relationship do I have with you?

Doesn’t he see me as a woman? am i a friend? He wouldn’t be happy if he brought a soccer ignorant like me to a soccer game. Am I a pet? Or a mascot? A mascot might be possible. It’s totally possible. People who call me cute usually mean it in a mascot-like sense.

Therefore, he thinks I’m a mascot. There’s someone over there with a GRAMPUS doll. It’s the same. I’m GRAMPUS-KUN. I’m a woman, so it’s probably GRAMPAKO. GRAMPAKO might not be a good name. GRAMPAKO? Is this name okay? Is this your first time at TOYOTA Stadium? Yes, I came here for the first time.

It’s very beautiful here, isn’t it? There are also many kitchen cars. That’s good, what’s the food here? The hamburgers are very delicious. I want to eat. My friend says, “You guys are officially dating now, right?” But nothing happened and we went on our 6th date. “If you’re watching soccer, that’s fine.”

“He’s going to say he’s going to make you his girlfriend, so you should let me know.” My friend told me so and I came here. I don’t know if my friends mean it, if they’re being considerate of me, or if they’re just saying it to me on a whim.

But if he doesn’t score today, I’m just a confirmed mascot for him. Today is the day to decide whether he will make me his girlfriend or not. Today is my chance to step up from being a mascot to a woman.

My friends are waiting to hear from me, “I’m officially starting to date him.” Good luck, Kanappe. Today, it’s not GRAMPUS who wins the soccer match, but me. The match has begun. This is amazing, that cheering group is amazing. The cheering squad is amazing, and I enjoy watching them cheer.

Everyone was jumping and it looked like it was super fun. I want to sing and jump too. do you want to do that? Then let’s take a seat over there next time. “Next”? He said, “Next.” So we have the next opportunity.

It seems like he has no intention of cutting ties with me yet. But next time, will he bring me here as a mascot or as a woman? That will change depending on the result of today’s match. This is my strategy.

In the first half, I play a woman who innocently enjoys soccer, and that increases my likeability. At half-time, I show him I’m holding a handkerchief, ostentatiously displaying my feminine power. Then, in the second half, I gave him a natural body touch, and we quickly became romantically involved.

Today I will definitely succeed in the natural body touching that I have not been able to achieve on the last 5 dates. go! A little more! Oh, I didn’t know that Keito-kun could make such a loud voice. he is excited Can he get excited like this? I have a crush on him.

Come! goal! amazing! What happened now was amazing. Wait a minute, I’m doing natural body touching. The body touching was so natural that I didn’t notice this myself. This is the natural body touch that I have dreamed of. This is so natural that I’m sure Keito-kun doesn’t even notice this body touch.

I have natural body touch. I have to tell my friend later. I report to my friends, “I was able to do natural body touching.” I want to tell my friends as soon as possible. This was a good match. Yes, I want to watch the match again. Let’s take that seat next time.

Today, after this, can you play with me? Sorry, my friend is coming to my house today. My wife’s story jumps so much that I can’t keep up. This is delicious! It’s too delicious. are you a genius? I looked at the app and cooked this.

This is too delicious. This is so delicious that I don’t want to eat any more. Why is that? I’m scared of losing this. If you don’t want it, can you give it to me? By the way, I suddenly remembered a story, so please listen to it.

A long time ago, there was a person at work who was good at getting one-up. What does that mean? I’d be talking normally, and before I knew it, the person would one-up her, and it was like magic. What does that mean?

This is a story from when I went on a trip to Okinawa when I first started dating you. I took paid leave to go on a trip a week before that. So, the person knew about my trip and told me.

It goes something like this, “Kanappe, are you going on a trip to Okinawa next week?” So, I said, “Yes, I’m looking forward to it.” And she said, “What will you do in Okinawa?” I said, “I’m going to do some kayaking or something.”

I thought she wanted to hear my story, so I talked to her. Then the woman said, “That’s great, I’m looking forward to it, I’m going to Hawaii next month too.” She’s strong. She asked me about my trip to Okinawa. Finally, she tells the story of her trip to Hawaii. TRUE.

I was so impressed by that. That’s certainly a great way to one-up. This is really delicious, I don’t know what to do, I’ll finish eating it right away. I’m glad. Recently, my smartphone’s battery was draining quickly, so I had it replaced.

Has the battery been fixed? If you think about it, we didn’t kiss at all. you kiss me yes. So when I went to change the battery, I felt sick to my stomach. The explanation from the person who replaced the battery was long.

Meanwhile, I was in a cold sweat and was like, “I agree with everything, so please, please let me go to the bathroom.” We haven’t hugged once since this morning. Give me a hug? Okay, please go ahead. That energy will be charged.

Recently, that battery has been failing, so I need to charge it a lot. The battery will run out quickly. That’s my charging story. What is my charge? When you hug me, I’m recharged. I see. I’m wondering whether to wear a night bra. I don’t really know what that is, but it sounds good.

To that I said, “Why don’t you wear a night bra?” what? Whose line is that? This is the story of the female one-up professional, one-upper. That’s a continuation of the previous story. She said, “Maybe I should wear a night bra? My breasts are a little sagging.”

She said, “When I sleep, my breasts sag to the sides, so I’m scared that my breasts will sag in the future.” So I said, “Maybe you should use a night bra.” She said, “I don’t think you need a night bra.” That’s scary. I wasn’t a small-breasted character.

For the first time, I was made fun of for having small breasts. So I was confused. I didn’t know how to retort, she’s a pro at one-upping, right? That may be so. She’s a professional one-upper. I don’t really understand what “one-upper” means. Does that woman have big breasts? No, it’s normal.

After we finish eating this, how about we go get some ice cream? A musical that suddenly starts while you are cleaning. I’m a cleaning professional. I leave no dust behind. Because if I don’t care about dust, it’s as if it doesn’t exist. That’s why my house is so clean.

Very beautiful from my point of view. My ROOMBA is an idiot, but I’m here so they feel safe. what? Pubic hair is falling in this place. Oh no, there’s pubic hair falling over there too. Why is there so much pubic hair here? I have a little pubic hair.

It’s on the shelf and on the desk, as if the pubic hair is alive. That’s because my husband’s hair other than his hair and beard is pubic hair. CHIN GETTCHIN, GET IN, GETTCHIN. I vacuum it up. CHIN GETTCHIN, GET IN, GETTCHIN. perfection. I’m a genius. Why is there still pubic hair here?

I just vacuumed this place. I’m pretty sure I vacuumed up the hair. By any chance, the hair is not falling, but is it growing back? So this house is a pubic farmhouse? Who the heck is sowing those seeds here? It’s him! sorry. What would you do if you died tomorrow? good morning.

What’s wrong, are you sleep deprived? I couldn’t sleep much. why? I was bored and thought, what if I die tomorrow? That’s what I was thinking. This is suddenly a heavy subject. There is only one day left. There are many things I want to do. I wanted to say thank you to everyone.

First, I go to my parents’ house, eat dinner, and thank everyone. And I will make a video to thank everyone who watches YouTube. And then I go to tea with my friends and say thank you.

Finally, I want to die while being hugged by you and saying a lifetime’s worth of “I love yous.” you don’t die When I was thinking about it, I cried. It wasn’t a crying level, it was a sobbing level. I sobbed alone. what are you doing at night?

I cried a lot and my nose was stuffed. That’s why I decided to say a lifetime’s worth of “I love you” to you. I realized that I say a lifetime’s worth of “I love you” every day.

A lifetime’s worth of I love you was too much, and I thought, “How many lifetimes’ worth of I love you have I just said?” Right now, I’m in the middle of a lifetime. During that time, will I be able to say more “I love you” than I will in a lifetime?

When I did the multiplication, 1 times 1 was 1. I thought mathematics was profound. I say, “This is for the rest of my life,” but it’s the same as usual. I didn’t know what to do with that. do you care about that? Do I need to speak fast?

If you put it that way, I might not be very happy. I love you. But it will be like SHUWA SHUWA. The schedule changes depending on whether or not everyone knows about my death. If it was known that I was going to die tomorrow, many people would open their plans and gather together.

However, if everyone doesn’t know that I’m going to die tomorrow, we can’t get together for work. It depends on whether it’s a weekday or a holiday. On weekdays, if everyone doesn’t know that I’m going to die, we can only get together in the evenings because everyone is working.

What shall I do at home that morning? I don’t want to go to work on the day I die, so I take a vacation. Then what shall I do? I’m even embarrassed to say that myself.

When I say, “I’m going to die tomorrow so I want you to meet me,” I feel like I’m craving attention. I seemed to crave attention so much that I thought people would find it annoying. Also, it doesn’t matter whether I die alone or the world is destroyed.

If I were alone, I could write a letter or leave something as a memory. If the world were to end, the letter would be reduced to ashes.

So if you think you’re going to die tomorrow, be careful because if you don’t decide on your settings, you’ll be like me and not be able to sleep at night. Understood. A husband plays with his wife’s butt. stop. 100 yen per time. No, it’s 300 yen now.

It’s not 1 set, but 100 yen per touch. You owe me all the money up until now. The cost of the butt is now about 500 million yen. I can’t afford to pay that much money. I’ll be in trouble if you don’t pay. I plan to save money for retirement with my butt.

That’s impossible. Hey, SIRI. I fart. Why do you hate it? Don’t you love my farts too? I like your farts too, but I don’t smell them. why? I like your farts too, so I smell them. That’s true, I can smell your farts. I like everything about you. You are kind.

You’re not nice because you don’t smell my farts. I like you. What about gas? do you like my gas? I like it, but I can’t smell it. Bus gas explosion of bus bus guide. yes. Explosion of ugly bus guide. No, it’s a bus gas explosion from the ugly bus guide. Try saying it?

Ugly, ugly, bus car, ugly, ugly. Mistake, bus gas explosion in the ugly bus guide. Ugly, bus, bus, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Don’t rub it. It’s going to catch fire soon, it’s going to be a gas explosion, it’s going to be dangerous. A very interesting conversation between women. NAO-CHAN. It’s crowded.

Doutor is really crowded. Doutor is crowded. i like it very much. Your hairstyle is cute. I’m working hard to grow my hair right now, and I want to be popular with men. Is it possible for you to become popular with men? Yes, it feels good.

You have beautiful skin lately, what are you doing about it? This is serious, I’ve been using baby products for my skin care lately. After that, my skin felt great. you are baby I used SK-II for a while. However, my face felt like it was burning. I thought that cosmetics for adults were useless.

That’s no good. So I changed to MILUFUWA which costs 700 yen. There is a cosmetic product for babies called MILUFUWA. After using it, my skin condition improved. After all, it’s best to use something that suits your skin. You have really sensitive skin. But I’m getting tired of MILUFUWA.

I’m planning to try ETVOS BABY next. You feel like you’re going to have fun with the baby lineup. As a woman, I want to enjoy skin care. MILUFUWA alone is boring to me. However, ETVOS BABY costs 2000 yen. That’s three times more than MILUFUWA. That’s fun.

I search for “Skin care for sensitive skin.” The search result was “Women who claim to have delicate skin are annoying.” Sorry for claiming that I have delicate skin. I’ve never thought of that at all. Your skin is really sensitive. That’s tough. Listen, there’s a strange person at my workplace. LINE.

You aren’t listening to me, are you? what? You aren’t listening to me, are you? Sorry, I was looking at your eyebrows. I thought you were looking at my eyebrows very much. Your eyebrows look nice today. Thank you, I was able to draw my eyebrows well today. you have really beautiful eyebrows.

Those eyebrows are the best. Is KONAN starting? Looks like RAN will be fighting a lot this time. That’s annoying. Are you in the front? Or the back? Keito-kun? I’m very anxious now. I just took a big poop. And I wiped my butt. I wiped my butt and then my crotch.

But maybe I have poop on my crotch, what should I do? Did I get some germs? Will I get sick? cystitis? I’m scared. Why don’t you wash it in the bath? That’s an exaggeration.

My mother told me when I was a child, “Don’t wipe your crotch with the paper you used to wipe your poop on.” That was very impressive. I’ve never broken that rule before. That’s probably the thing that my mother taught me the most.

I think there are even more teachings you should follow than that. Today, I wiped my butt with too much force. Maybe I was excited. I had too much momentum. You hardly ever wipe from your butt to your crotch with that force, right? It’s possible because I wipe from the front.

You can wipe from behind. I’ve never wiped my backside since I was born, so I don’t have the confidence to do it properly. That’s easy, right? First of all, did you learn to wipe your butt from behind in school? I haven’t learned it.

Men cannot wipe from the front because the object between their legs gets in the way. If I were like the men, I would also wipe my butt from behind. Maybe by now I’ve mastered how to wipe from my butt. It’s hard for you to eat curry with chopsticks now, right?

Stop talking about curry when you’re talking about poop. Do you wipe from your butt side and don’t get dirt on your back? What are you doing? There is space in front if you open your legs. There is a hole in the front for the toilet seat, so there is some space.

Isn’t it impossible to wipe from behind because your butt is blocking the hole in the toilet seat? You just have to lift your butt up a little. That’s too much. Also, if you start from the back, bring your hand back to the front and then throw away the paper. The route is long.

It takes a dangerous route. If you wipe from the front, you don’t have to take the dangerous route. Just wipe from the front and throw away the paper at the back. You don’t have to bring your hand back. No look? I discussed this with someone at work once.

Other people said they wipe from the butt side, so I’m aware that I’m in the minority. I am aware of that. I am aware of this, so I look forward to your continued support. Let’s change our minds and take a bath together. My butt has just pooped. You don’t have to say that.

Shocking facts about conveyor belt sushi. This was delicious. I’ll finish today before I’m full. You should eat more. I’ve been eating too much lately and I’m feeling nauseous. Is that your stomach? Instead, I’m mad at myself. you are angry Yes, I’m pissed. I’m full and I’m pissed.

Is that your stomach? No, it’s not the stomach. I’m a grown woman so I don’t eat until I’m full. I aim to be a pretty sexy woman. Isn’t it just sexy? Yes, I’m trying to be pretty sexy. It’s sexy with cuteness. That seems difficult. I think I’ll just eat this pudding.

This is homemade. looks good. Look, the pudding is sold out. This is my last one. This pudding is the last one that was meant for me to eat. How many plates do we have now? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 15 plates including pudding. 15 dishes for two people.

How many plates will I have? Maybe 5 or 6 dishes? That’s enough for 5 or 6 dishes. I think that’s the number of plates pretty sexy women eat. You must be eating more. I’ll look into it. Three types of tuna and grilled salmon. Savory egg custard. What else?

You should look at the history. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1, 2, 3, 4. Also, this grilled cheese salmon is for you. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. what? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. I eat more. it’s true. I thought I was definitely eating more. I’m eating more.

You are eating more. This is not good. what’s this? you are eating a lot. That’s how it is, usually. That’s why I’m the only one gaining weight. you don’t gain weight at all. Usually, I end up eating more. That’s what it is. This won’t work, I’ll share the dishes now.

I should keep track of how much I eat. Then you can leave food for me. That is prohibited. I thought you’d like to eat it. I eat it. I want to eat it. I want to eat it, but I’ll eat it. Please eat a lot from now on.

From now on, you should eat more and eat more than me. If you don’t eat about five more dishes, I’ll gain weight again. That’s a story without cause and effect. Should you eat nodoguro? Nodoguro looks delicious. We’ll cut this in half and eat it, and the plate is yours. It makes no sense.

Homemade pudding. I’m not supposed to eat pudding, right? let’s play. Hey? What time does your business start? I leave home at 12pm. I have an hour left, so I’m going to bed. Then why don’t you play with me for another hour? what do we do? Let’s play the YAMANOTESEN game. it’s difficult.

YAMANOTESEN game is not difficult, so let’s play it. By the way, how do you play the YAMANOTESEN game? Since we don’t know the rules of the game very well, let’s play by the approximate rules. apple. mandarin orange. lemon. melon. banana. watermelon. Crow. watermelon. Crow. watermelon. Crow. watermelon. This is annoying.

I will sleep. wait a minute. let’s play? We played now. Even if you go to sleep now, you won’t wake up. I set the alarm so I can wake up. I’ll turn off all those alarms. Besides, I won’t wake you up. I create a good sleeping environment. why are you so mean?

This isn’t meant to be mean, it’s for you. So let’s go again. Satan. PARABI. TSUYOSHI. SASAMI. DONKO. MISAWA. GENOMU. BABYLON. What is this about? I do not understand. I’m tired of this so let’s stop. I will sleep. Shall we have a sports day? Hey Hey? what? Let’s have a sports day.

Are you an opponent? An ally? Which team do you like? I’m a flower team, what are you, a star, a universe? I’m Rainbow. I’ll be on the rainbow team too. we are on the same team. What competition do you play? Foot race. Let’s play a ball toss game. start. Hand me your ball.

Stop. Without the ball, we can’t play the ball toss game. The ball is there. where? Your ass is balls too, give it to me. No butts, we use this for big ball rolling races. Who has a big butt? My wife had plastic surgery. I’m home. what happened to your eyes? what? what? what?

Your eyes are swollen. I wonder what? Maybe a sty? did you go to the hospital? I haven’t been. haven’t you gone to the hospital? Let’s go now. I went to the hospital. did you go to the hospital? This happened because I went to the hospital.

What does that mean? Did it happen at the hospital? I went to the hospital and had this done. why? What does that mean? I’ve been using eyelids until now, but I went to the hospital and had them fasten them with thread. It’s a mild procedure. did you have plastic surgery?

This is not plastic surgery, but small plastic surgery. I haven’t had my face cut. This is a procedure that does not involve cutting the skin, but simply fixing it with threads. This feels like hair removal, not plastic surgery. This is on the same level as hair removal.

Is this the same as hair removal? Yes, it is. What do you do with your work? That’s okay, everyone at work does this. Did you have some plastic surgery? That’s good, a little swollen, isn’t it? That’s about the level. You shouldn’t have done that. After a month, you’ll definitely think this is better.

You think I’m cute, absolutely, 100%. But it’s too swollen, will it really come back? I’ve had this much swelling before so it’s okay. What was the last time you did it? Have you done it before? what? You just said, “The last time I did this.”

What is before? Are you talking about your past life? I did this with a friend when I was in college. I won’t tell you who that friend is. There is a duty of confidentiality. That person’s name is XX. You said your friend’s name.

She’ll probably forget about that and think she’s had those eyes since birth, so it’s okay. I was the same way. Recently, my double eyelids became narrower, which is abnormal, so I went to the hospital. This is abnormal, so I returned it to normal. Didn’t your mother object to that?

My mother wasn’t against it at all. My mother said to my younger brother, “You should do it too.” My younger brother has bad eyes and looks like a yakuza. My wife can’t sleep the day before the trip. Tomorrow’s trip will be early in the morning, so let’s get a good night’s sleep.

I feel like I’m going to sleep well, I feel sleepy. We didn’t take a nap, and we ate early. I took a bath an hour ago, perfect. I want to sleep very much. Turn off the lights and go to sleep. good night. Wait, give me a hug before bed. yes. good night.

Wait, try again. yes. good night. Wait a minute, when you say “good night,” I wake up. What do you mean? Let’s sleep. You say to me, “Good night,” and I wake up. What do you mean? Let’s go to sleep now. We only have 6 more hours of sleep. 6 hours is not long.

Good night. wait a minute. what? When you say “goodnight” first, I wake up. I want to say goodnight with a stance of “I sleep because I want to sleep.” The situation where you ask me to sleep because you want to sleep really wakes me up. OK, let’s go to sleep soon.

Let’s start with a goodnight hug. Wait a minute, I wake up when you don’t like it. I’m still sleepy and there’s still time. I am confident that I will definitely sleep today. look. I look sleepy, right? I don’t understand. You go from hugs to kisses. We’ve only kissed about 10 times today.

We’ve kissed ten times. You kiss me 100 times and today is over. Ouch, yes, OK, that’s 100 kisses. Now it’s minus 100 times, so please kiss me 190 more times. What is minus? In that case, we can kiss tomorrow, so you can hug me. I want to sleep right away too. got it.

You put emotion into it. OK, good night. I turn off the light. This is no good, I can’t sleep. Let’s eat a lot in Korea. This is liver sashimi. amazing. Liver sashimi, ANYEONGHASEYO. You were looking forward to eating this. what? what do you say? Kim Jong Il. That’s North Korea. KAP KHUN KAP.

I eat. Ah, it’s delicious. I haven’t eaten yet, I will eat. Delicious SAWA DEE CAR. What language have you been speaking? This is the best. What is this soup? There are no ingredients in it, but is this a finger ball? That’s not fingerball. KIMPA is delicious.

What that? Look, this is loaded with garlic. I eat garlic, this is the best. I’m sorry if it stinks when we kiss tomorrow. what is this? I don’t know, but it’s very painful. This is spicy, and there’s also ramen. It’s spicy, and so is the ramen. It’s true, this is spicy but delicious.

All the nerves in my mouth were gone. Let’s drink water. Water is the most delicious. That’s true? I’ll give you all my water, so give me all of it. I don’t want to do that. Charmoggosmnida. This was delicious. We had samgyeopsal for lunch, but we ate all of this.

This is trouble, I have a stomach ache. You should go to the toilet. It’s tough, I’m leaving. SILREHAMNIDA. I went back. Is your stomach okay? My anus is hot. You forced yourself to eat too much spicy food. It feels like my anus is on fire. That’s tough.

I want to cool my anus. That was after we got back. My anus burns. you be quiet. Don’t worry, this is in Japanese so people around you won’t understand. There are also quite a few Japanese people. Instead, let’s go to MYONDON for dessert. Do you still want to eat in that state?

On the 7th date, is it finally an official date? Now what? First, let’s play at Little World. In the evening, when the atmosphere got better, I was planning to ask Kanappe for an official date.

However, we went there in the middle of summer, so we returned to Nagoya immediately because it was too hot. We came to a pub. However, Kanappe’s physical strength has reached its limit. If I don’t tell Kanappe about this soon, I’ll lose my timing again.

Good luck to me. I had decided that I would definitely ask Kanappe to be my girlfriend. Now is my chance to say it. keep it up. Kanappe? do you drink anything? I drink orange juice. I’m very sleepy, I had too much fun in Little World. I feel like I’m about to fall asleep.

This isn’t nice, she has an orange juice straw up her nostril several times, but she’s cute. She looks very tired. It wasn’t a good idea for me to take her to Little World on such a hot day. Is it okay for me to confess my feelings to her in this situation?

This is an izakaya. That’s not good, it’s not good to ask her out on an official date at a bar. Moreover, there is no way I can say that at a chain store. I’m sleepy. I think I’m going to sleep already. I need caffeine. Which food in this store contains the most caffeine?

Little World was fun, wasn’t it? We ate crocodile meat. Is there any place other than Little World where I can eat crocodile meat? That’s amazing. The Indian curry was also very delicious, we want to go eat it, right? I see.

This is not good, KANA-CHAN isn’t listening to me at all. She’s at her limit. I can’t hold a conversation at all. KANA-CHAN might go home right after leaving the pub. How can I stop her? This is no good, I’m sleepy. I can’t stay conscious. He is also very tired.

Is it difficult for him to say to me, “Let’s go home”? He’s just coming to the bar out of concern for me, right? You definitely want to go home, right? why did you say? “Let’s go to a pub.” If this happens, I have no choice but to say this.

I’m going to say this because Keito-kun cares too much for me. Shall we go home soon? what? This is not good, she really wants to go home. Should I confess my feelings to her today? Should I stop? Every time, I miss the right time to confess my feelings to her.

I decided to confess my feelings to her today, but I can’t do it again? What should I do? I’m still okay. Is it still okay? How strong is he? He cares too much about me. I really feel like falling asleep. Is he really not going home yet?

He was definitely tired and looked like he really wanted to go home. Shall I sleep? I’m seriously going to sleep. If I can sleep here, I will sleep here. What should I do? He asks for an official date, let’s go! I prepare myself. we ate a lot.

We ate a lot at Little World. Yes, we also had curry. Somehow, I managed to get her to a place where I could confess my feelings. Now that our conversation has been established, now is the time for me to confess my feelings. Go, do your best, say it! Kanappe?

Will he finally go home? I told him several times, “Let’s go home,” but he just said, “It’s okay.” Isn’t he okay now? He must be starting to regret saying it was okay for my sake. It’s okay, I don’t blame you for that. You say, “Let’s go home.” we. say!

Are you finally going home? Are we officially dating? Why is he suddenly so bossy? “Are you going on an official date?” What is that? Can’t he say it better? You’re like, “I’m fine, but what do you want to do?” Are you suddenly the hostess?

The gap is too big for me to keep up. This is not good, I was so nervous that I don’t remember much, but I feel like I said it in a strange way. What did I say? I feel like I said it in a very arrogant way.

If you have that attitude, I will respond in the same way. Did you think that the way you said it would make me say “Yes, please” in a cute way? If you have that attitude, I will have the same attitude. Okay, I’ll say it. OK.

A wife who becomes an idol in the bath. I was surprised. I’m a genius and sensitive Kanape. It’s not included at all. . what did you eat? curry. Her favorite book is “The Courage to Be Disliked.” It’s a pattern that says it all. There’s no way I haven’t eaten anything, that’s a secret.

Pee. You like tandan noodles and sanratan, right? Not even that. Hey, I ring my phone and it’s not there. What type of person is your favorite? Answer please. Is it me? The type of person I like is a cheerful person. I like men who identify with me as a woman. Please say “HEY!”

Yes. HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! You are a sensitive and talented Kanape. I’m only captivated by Keito-kun. you are noisy I’m noisy. we are aliens I’m a type B from a planet. It’s all thanks to Kate-kun. His armpits stink, and there’s no way I don’t dislike it. wait a minute.

It’s not like the armpit hair isn’t there. I don’t understand. you are scary I’m the one who protects your genitals. do you understand? I will protect your genitals for the rest of my life. What do you think? yes. Drunk wife’s strange behavior. I’m home. welcome home. you are fine.

How were NAO and RIEKO? You are drunk, your face is red. I’m drunk. You had fun. Yes, it was fun. what did you eat? I don’t know. We talked so much that I don’t remember what we ate or what it tasted like. Do you guys talk that much? I found genitals.

I think I’ll drink some water. . Look, I bought this dress the other day. Isn’t this cute? yes. I will wear this on my next trip. cute? OK. I’m asking if it’s cute. Yeah, that’s fine. I’m not asking you if it’s good or bad, I’m asking you whether it’s cute or not.

That’s good. This is delicious. What are you doing? I’m eating ramen. This is MUJI’s mini ramen, so it’s less fattening than eating cup ramen. I’m sure I’ll gain weight by eating ramen this late at night. I also had dinner. What on earth am I? This is not good.

If I change this habit, I should be able to lose more weight. I hate this part of me, but this is delicious. This is the best. I want to wash my hair. That’s a good idea. You should wash your hair. So you get out of here. I refuse. I can’t wash my hair.

You had better wash your head. I can’t wash my head when you’re there. I’m eating ramen, so I can’t leave here. That’s weird, you should eat ramen in the living room. Ramen is definitely more delicious when eaten in the bath. That’s not right, what are you talking about?

“What are you talking about?” is my line. That’s definitely not your line. you are a mean person. You should get out of here. I use the shower so you get wet. Do you eat too? You don’t need me. Abnormal sleep talking, frightening half-asleep. I woke up and said, “Good morning.”

It’s still nighttime now. cute. I’m eating GYOZA right now. GYOZA? No matter how I look at it, I’m holding GYOZA with chopsticks right now. Talking in your sleep? That GYOZA flew. What kind of situation is this? Breakfast is now gone. She has been eating GYOZA since morning.

I have no choice but to go with this. Yeah, so you go. what is that? Was she convinced? Floral. Do you put it that much? what? I’m scared. The way she talked in her sleep today was scary. When I wake up tomorrow, I’ll tell Kanappe this. 10 minutes later. what? Fanfare?

Was my family a noble family that woke up in the morning to fanfare? No, this is my fart. Surprised, I thought someone had blown the trumpet. am i a princess? I hear the sound of breasts being sucked. Where can I hear this? This sound is from Keito-kun. He sucks so much.

Whose breast milk are you drinking? He glares a lot. Scary, I’m Kanappe, your wife. He clicked his tongue, I’m scared. He is also breastfeeding. It’s too hot, I can’t do this. This is too hot. This is really hot. It’s July now, what’s next? Will I live until next year?

It’s really dangerous for it to get any hotter than this. I’m sweating a lot, I want to take a shower. I’m thirsty, so I want to drink water. I’m hungry, I’m so hungry that I feel sick. I want to go to the toilet. Can you hold the toilet until you get home?

I try so hard I’m about to leak into my pee pants. I try so hard I’m about to leak into my pee pants. Which one? I try so hard I’m about to leak into my pee pants. You should do your best. I really want to pick my nose. My ears are itchy.

You scratch your ears. No, that’s a place my fingers can’t reach, close to my brain. The itchy place is the brain. You’ll be home soon, so you should do your best. I want to pick my nose. All you have to do is pick your nose.

I hope this summer vacation will be extended for another 300 days. I finally arrived home. What should I do, what should I do first? If I take a shower first, I might pee. If I go to the bathroom first, I might collapse from lack of water.

If I drink water first, I might pee. During that time, my ears kept itching and it was driving me crazy. I want to pick my nose. Pick your nose. I will starve to death. You should take a shower. I pee in the shower.

And while I hydrate in the shower, can I pick my nose? Never do that. I eat ice. Why ice? It hurt, ice stuck to my tongue. keep it up. That’s why I wanted to buy a shaved ice maker. You don’t need a shaved ice maker.

If I had a shaved ice maker, I wouldn’t be in this situation. You’ll say, “It’s hard to use a shaved ice maker,” and you’ll definitely eat the ice directly. If I had a shaved ice maker, I would definitely use it. I think you don’t use it.

Even though my English proficiency was 0, I was able to overcome it. SOBA! Is the guy next to me traveling alone? it’s amazing. What should I do? I don’t understand what he’s saying. Maybe he doesn’t understand the menu? what do you want to eat? Solo SOBA? SOBA only. Or SOBA and tempura.

Tofu is also included. Which one? Is it a set? Yes, set meal, which one? This is a set meal of SOBA, tempura, and tofu. OK, good. thank you. you’re welcome. This is good. I have no idea what he’s saying. Since there is GOOGLE translation, I will talk to him with this.

He is from Belgium. Belgian chocolate. Are you traveling? He will go to Ishikawa Prefecture after this. Ishikawa Prefecture is a great place, NODOGURO is delicious. NODOGURO. SOBA has arrived. I eat. This is tempura. Yes, that’s tempura. That is SOBA’s noodle soup. You use salt. Add tempura, salt, and CHONG CHONG and eat.

Delicious. OK? delicious. This is YAKUMI, and the green onions are here. Please add green onions to this noodle soup. That’s KARASHI, it’s painful. That is WASABI. Put in as much as you like. You don’t know about the right amount, right? You can add green onions, I like to add all the green onions.

Can you use chopsticks? do you need a fork? Are you up for the challenge? You are a challenger. This is SOBAYU. It’s hard for me to explain this, but I’ll explain it later. First, the finish. He’s trying to go here, do you know where it is? I do not know.

I don’t know, you’ll be fine if you don’t go there. skip. OMI MARKET, NODOGURO. I’ll save the location on Google Maps. SOBAYU. The clerk took away his noodle soup. It’s not very tasty, so you don’t have to drink it. sorry. A husband who vents his daily frustrations. You don’t say it like that.

Don’t make a sound of pain. Stop, you make a happy sound. What is that? I heard it for the first time. I look happy, right? Do you make that sound when you’re happy? I’ve never heard that sound before. Have you never been happy? I do not understand. I was much happier.

But did you feel happy for the first time today? it hurts. It doesn’t hurt. I am the one who decides whether it hurts or not. It doesn’t hurt. Painless. I say it hurts. It’s not you, it hurts me. why? I love ya. No, look, my body is shaped weird. You are cute.

It doesn’t matter if I’m cute or not, my body will break. I can fold it in half lengthwise. fall. You have now tightened the dangerous place. you don’t fall You almost strangled me. I almost passed out. you’re okay.

What would you do if I blew a bubble and passed out? Do you want to call an ambulance? I say, “That’s no good.” What is that? I say, “That’s no good.” He says so and denies the charges. This will be such news. You said, “That’s no good!” I lose consciousness and die.

That is not acceptable. You are a suspect. noisy. Stop, my eardrums really defeated. you are noisy I’ll pluck your nose hair. Really stop it! it hurts! It doesn’t hurt. DV. it hurts. A cockroach appeared. toilet. . You were quick, weren’t you? I jetted. What is that?

Why don’t you go to the toilet too? You should definitely go now. I don’t want to go now. You get cystitis. I can’t resist going to the toilet. You should drink water. you are scary You should go into the bathroom right after I went in. What kind of fetish is that?

I can only sleep at night because I’m worried about your bladder. I get it, you’re sleeping well. how was it? It came out unexpectedly. It came out well. what? Pee. that’s all? Yes, that’s it. This is dangerous, the cockroach has escaped. Where’s the spray? That’s not where the spray comes from.

I only have KINCHOL and a spray to get rid of flies. It’s dangerous, but I have no choice but to fight. what happened? A cockroach appeared. where? You fight with KINCHOL, but you have no tension. Since you are KINCHOL, you are the main force.

I fight back with a spray to get rid of the flies. Let us brace ourselves, you are relaxed. Where was the cockroach? toilet. I wanted to make Keito-kun the first person to discover it, but my plan is ruined. So you asked me to go to the bathroom? Cockroaches seem to be strong.

I change the name. Let’s make it GOKIPURI. It sounds like poop that was accidentally taken out, which is cute. Let’s call the cockroach GOKIPURI. That’s great, but where is that cockroach now? I do not know. I’m scared because I don’t know. sorry. KINCHOL. Strange behavior during menstruation. I’m going to take a bath.

The second day of my period, I’m having a hard time. This is a very beautiful red, fresh blood. This is no good, blood is dripping. life is wonderful. Keito-kun, listen to me. About a week ago, I told you that there were cicadas dead on the road. I saw it again the next day.

The cicada was flattened. I saw it again the next day. Next, the cicada was familiar with the ground. The next day, the cicada had turned into powder. And when I looked today, the cicada had disappeared without a trace. As I watched it, I thought, “That’s how the cicadas returned to Earth.” That’s true.

I thought, “The cycle of life is well organized.” When I was walking the other day, I saw a lot of small insects. Those are the kind of bugs that can easily enter your lungs if you breathe in. Yeah, I put my face inside that bug and it was terrible. It’s the worst experience.

What is that after all? Mosquitoes, flies, small flies? I looked it up and it’s called Chironomid. Is that a midge? It says “chironomid” on the insect repellent. I didn’t know what it was, but it was a midge. Chironomids are a type of mosquito and do they suck blood? That seems different.

Unlike mosquitoes, midges do not suck blood. Chironomids have completely degenerated mouths and digestive organs, so they don’t even eat before they bite people. Midges die after only a few days of becoming adults. Midges are such insects. they don’t eat.

The reason why midges gather on people’s heads is because they have a habit of gathering in nearby places that are as high as possible. What shall I say? Chironomids are working hard to reach higher places even when they don’t even have the pleasure of eating. Sorry for calling them disgusting, I think so.

Sorry. I will try my best too. I felt very happy. I agree. I saw a large number of dead earthworms today. That was disgusting, and I wondered why they would bother coming out of the ground to dry. My wife thinks about the sign. What are you doing? I’m thinking of a sign.

Sign? That sign? why? Is a stamp no good? that is not allowed. Someone says, “Kanappe! Please sign for me!” At that time, the person who presses the stamp is crazy. Someone says to you, “Kanappe! Can you give me your autograph?” Yes, that will soon be the case.

We will soon have 270,000 subscribers on YouTube. Don’t look down on me, noisy. you are scary Look, this is cute, right? It’s cute. this is good. But what about this? You are a fan of Kanappe, I am Kanappe. I’m Kanappe. I know. That’s not the problem. You are Kanappe.

I am Kanappe, and you are a Kanappe fan. I’m a fan of Keito-kun. That’s not true, you’re a Kanappe fan. I’m a fan of Kanappe, you’re Kanappe. Yes, so you say, “Kanappe, please sign.” Please sign. That’s definitely not the attitude of fans. I’m embarrassed to sign autographs for people who aren’t fans.

Understood, Kanappe! Could you please sign this. do you want my autograph? What should I do, I’m embarrassed. Is this okay? Can I write well? This is my first time signing autographs, what should I do? I’m nervous. I get nervous. I’ll sign here. Do you have to record videos? Then I’ll sign it.

I wrote my signature, but is this okay? I’m embarrassed, are you okay? Would you like to show this to someone else? If so, should I rewrite this again? Well, this is fine. So here you go. here you are Am I having a hard time writing this sign? You hesitated before signing.

I think a sign that can be written more quickly and easily would be better. This is a nostril made from Kanappe’s “PE” circle. That is KANABBE. This isn’t cute. Then what about this? This is very good, right? This is so cute. good. I decide on this as my signature.

I also want to make a sign. Would you like this? “hair.”. It’s “hair”, I don’t like it. This is easy to understand, don’t be selfish. Then what about this? “With hair.” You stay away from the hair. I also want a cute sign in hiragana like Kanappe. I see. How about this?

That’s no good, it shows pubic hair. How can you draw pubic hair so realistically? Shall we do this? I don’t like it. How about this? This is good, so good, so cute. I don’t feel any hair at all, is that okay? Are you okay.

I will give this as a gift to the person who bought the goods. I recently made T-shirts, keychains, and acrylic stands. That’s so cute. So, I’m going to sign it as a bonus for everyone who buys it. Wait a minute, isn’t that more important than the signature?

I don’t know what the goods look like. I don’t want Keto-kun to buy it, so that’s okay. show me? Do you want to see it? Now let me show you, you’ll be surprised because it’s so cute. When I returned home, my wife had become a maid. I’m home. Welcome back, master. what happened?

My name is CANARIAN PEPERONCINO and I will be serving you from today onwards. Thank you for your hard work today. I have prepared some delicious omelet rice. Please change your clothes and come to the dining room immediately.

I heard that when you passed by the maid cafe the other day, you were looking at it with envy. Your wife asked me, “I want you to experience the feeling of being at a maid cafe, even if only for a little bit.” Are you and Kanape set to different people?

How merciful your wife is! Master, you are very happy to have a wonderful wife. Hilarious, you’ve said it yourself. Master, please enjoy some cold soup here and relieve today’s fatigue. It was a hot day today. I’ll get you some water now. You are quite an experienced maid.

Sorry to have kept you waiting, here’s the omelet rice. looks delicious. This is very delicious as is. But I’ll do some magic to make it even tastier. It’s like a maid cafe. let’s go. This should be even more delicious. You forget the daily fatigue. Tomorrow will be full of hope.

Love will overflow from within you. You will be grateful for this moment. That’s how delicious this should be. Moe and a strong hug. wait a minute! The amount of ketchup is equal to the amount of love your wife has. It’s the first time I’ve seen so much love. Ketchup is a waste.

This is real marital love. This is really amazing. Please eat this slowly. wait a minute? Can I avoid this ketchup? Are you dissatisfied with this magic? Too much ketchup. Well, I’ll cast another spell. I don’t need magic. let’s go. TAKKARAPUTO, POPPORUNGA, PUPILITPARO. Do you call SHENRON?

This time, I used NAMEKIAN eggs for omelet rice. I don’t really like it. If you have any questions, please let me know. Please give me some water. Water is self-serve. A wife who always complains. today is hot. let’s go! what? please. Can I hold your hand? I can’t walk well without holding hands.

You usually walk well even without holding hands. My legs don’t move at all. you are good at walking. I don’t like it, stop it. you hold hands with me here you are thank you. hot. Don’t you throw up my hands, you’re terrible. sorry. Let’s hold hands. You don’t throw my hands away anymore.

Hot! Don’t throw my hand away like that. If you want to take my hand away, just let go. Let’s hold hands. Can I ask you a favor? Please synchronize the timing of your arm swing with me. Because we are humans, we wave our arms when we walk. The timing is now completely yours.

The timing when I swing my arms when I walk doesn’t match your timing at all. can you understand? I don’t know about that. Can you use your brain? I can’t use my brain right now. I see. Let’s practice, completely relaxing your arms. So you relax your arms.

Please don’t put any pressure on your arms and let me decide when to swing your arms. I’ve said it many times. You want to match the timing of your walk, right? Yes, we should walk like a three-legged race. You understand, we are a two-legged race. 1, 2, 1, 2.

This is easier for me to walk because our arm timings are the same. This is easy to walk, but it’s too hot to walk any further. The way you let go of my hand hurts me. You don’t throw my hand away. Your hands are too hot, what’s wrong with it?

I might have a fever. Your arms are cold, so cross your arms. Your arm is cold and feels good. I can’t, you let go of my arm, I’m hot. My heart was broken. I may never recover. This is traumatic. I’m scared, when I see a man’s arm I tremble with fear.

I’m scared, I’m shaking. You are exaggerating. Shivering bulldog. It’s so hot, I can’t stop sweating. Then you can use my towel. I have a lot of feminine power. wait a minute. You don’t wipe your arms. No matter how you look at it, this towel is just for lightly wiping sweat off your face.

Is that so? Look at this size? No matter how you look at it, this is not the size of a towel for drying your body. This is a hand towel. what are you thinking? No problem, I’m not wiping my armpits with it.

This is the result of going to Disney with my wife who loves FUJI-Q. Disneyland. It’s the first time we’ve come to Disneyland together. How long has it been since you came to Disneyland? I came to Disneyland for the first time in 15 years. 15 years?

You? When was the last time I was here? That was when I was a student. Did you come here with a woman? Ex-girlfriend? Please tell me I won’t be angry. Anyway, let’s make reservations for the restaurant and the show. Let’s do so. Looks like FastPass is gone. I can’t make reservations for everything.

Me too. All seats are full at all times. Isn’t there actually a restaurant at Disneyland? Disneyland gets crowded during the three-day weekend during summer vacation. Is it an urban legend? I can’t even book a show. Can’t we see Jamboree Mickey? I’d like to see a female cast member for Jamboree Mickey.

Is Jamboree Mickey the show you kept playing on YouTube that almost drove me crazy? That’s it. Let’s buy Beauty and the Beast and Baymax priority, let’s solve the problem with money. This is the time to spend money. Let’s do so. What do you want to ride first?

First of all, I want to ride something like a roller coaster. I see, is that Space Mountain? What does that mean? I remember a mix of all three: Big Thunder Mountain, Splash Mountain, and Space Mountain. Space Mountain is about running at high speed in the dark. I understand.

If you relax on Space Mountain, you will gain a lot of weight. No, that’s whiplash. Will you gain a lot of weight if you relax? It’s true that I’ve been relaxing lately, so I’ve gained a lot of weight. Yes, if you relax, you will gain a lot of weight. noisy.

Don’t you buy headbands? Everyone is wearing sparkly headbands. I don’t need a headband because it gives me a headache. Mickey is over there. Is true. Shall we go take pictures? no. I’d rather ride a roller coaster than that. Shall we go to FUJI-Q now?

People with children must be carrying their children in their arms. I can hold you too. This is no good, it hurts. My butt is so heavy that my upper body is torn to pieces. My upper body can’t bear the weight of my lower body.

That’s not good. Only the lower body remains. That’s scary. My butt accounts for 80% of my weight. The balance is strange. One side of the butt is 40%. That explanation is unnecessary. I played a lot. We got to go on a lot of rides.

Yes, it was good, and we were able to eat as well. Jamboree Mickey was also visible through the gap. it was fun. The electrical parade is about to begin. Then let’s go home while everyone else is watching the parade. My husband has a perm that I must never laugh at.

I’m going to get a perm now. It’s your long-cherished desire, and all the hard work you’ve been doing to grow your hair will pay off. Finally, I can be freed from this messy head. It’s true that right now you’re stuck at home with a hairstyle similar to NOT IN EMPLOYMENT, EDUCATION, OR TRAINING.

Yeah. Let’s have a final confirmation with me about what kind of perm you want. I want to have a hairstyle like RYO-CHIN. Who is that? It’s a Slam Dunk character. Well, I don’t know who that is. So I think this hairstyle is probably the closest, what do you think?

Sure, it’s hard to take an anime image and ask for a hairstyle with it. Certainly, it would be impossible for me to ask you to have RYO-CHIN’s hairstyle. I like that, it’s cool, I think it’s also good to have a bad boy feel. It’s OK? Well, I’ll go. I am looking forward to.

Keito-kun is getting a perm. I’m home. Welcome back to my RYO-CHIN. Kanappe, there’s something different about my hairstyle. what happened? This is not the hairstyle I was expecting. What happened? Was something wrong? Is it different than you thought? show me? There’s something different about this. That hairstyle is certainly not RYO-CHIN.

But that hairstyle looks fashionable. I do not think so? I was asked, “Do you like your hair long?” I didn’t understand and said, “Yes.” Then my hairstyle became like this. Sure, it’s long. But since you showed the image, the hairstylist should just make it the length shown in the image.

I think something is different. But when you look at it from the side, it looks very nice. I’ve seen people like that before. People who are extremely fashionable are like that. I’m happy to see a new side of you. But that hairstyle is really nice. You’re laughing a little.

I’m just happy and grinning. That’s definitely not the case. No, I think you’re stylish. you are laughing at me I’m glad. This is explosive hair, right? That’s just a little bit. A certain doctor. No, it’s not. A certain doctor is bald. It’s not a certain doctor, it’s a violinist.

What do you mean by TARO HAKASE? You worked hard for two months to grow your hair. And I encouraged you by saying, “I’m really looking forward to it.” And you went to the hair salon full of motivation. And you paid for the perm. you laugh too much I’m crying.

Drunk couple and Bachelor Japan. Are you ready? Yes, it was done. me too. We drink and watch all of Bachelor Japan. Which woman do you like? I am this woman. I am this woman. I also know that this woman is very beautiful. This woman is interesting. That is not acceptable.

I’m jealous of funny women. Do you get jealous when I tell a woman, “You’re interesting”? I’m OK with you calling someone “cute.” I hate it when you say to someone, “This woman is really interesting.” did you see that? very cute. I want to be embarrassed too.

It’s so fun to say this, so try saying it too. I cling to you. I’m embarrassed. Don’t do that. What should I do? You say, “I’m embarrassed.” do they kiss? I get tangled up. Disturbing, you look at it properly. Do they kiss on the mouth? You don’t get involved, really.

Hey, I’ll rewind and play. Are they kissing on the mouth? It’s too far away to see clearly, so I want the camera to get closer. Because it’s too far away, I’m going to tangle with you. You let go of your arm. Wow, they’re kissing on the mouth. Did you see this? cool.

Nice, very good, Keito-kun, do the same to me. I get tangled up. That’s not right! were you watching tv? I can’t help but get entangled with you. Let’s watch it again. I cling to you. You don’t get involved. Would you normally ask such questions of your partner’s parents?

He is told to say it. Normally you wouldn’t ask that question. He is told to say it. He tells three women he loves them, which is weird. He is told to say it. Normally he wouldn’t be able to say that.

I’m sure this person wouldn’t normally say something like that to three women at the same time. He is told to say it. The Bachelor has a large pimple on his face. Does he feel tired? I feel sorry for you. The rose ceremony is here. I really don’t know. Who will he choose?

I feel like my stomach is starting to hurt. now? Do you go to the toilet and poop? Then I’ll stop the video and you can go to the bathroom. It’s a good scene from now on. The poop came out perfectly. let’s start. Who? This is not good.

She was chosen, I see. She’s the woman I’m going with. Who is the other one? This woman may be defeated. But this one, right? I do not understand. My recommendation remained. This woman was defeated. Next is the final. Let’s watch this till the end. Wait a minute, it’s not published yet.

Yeah, so far? Will you keep it after this? I can’t wait. A devilish drink brought by the clerk. what shall i eat? I want to eat SASHIMI. This salad is a seafood salad. However, I may not need SASHIMI for seafood salad.

What should I do, instead of seafood salad, should I eat Caesar salad? But the seafood salad looks delicious too. Caesar salad or seafood salad? Also, I will definitely eat this, “ENGAWA Salt Sauce Yukhoe.” This is for two people. Then, I want to eat mozuku, a large portion.

Shirako tempura and crab miso grilled shell. Then some oysters for me and you. Keito-kun, what do you want to eat? What do I like? How about potato salad? that’s OK. What is your opinion? I don’t need potato salad.

I decide whether to order it or not depending on whether you want to eat it or not. When you say “Okay,” it’s like I want potato salad. With that in mind, please reply again. yes. So, no potato salad. Sorry, I want to eat potato salad. Then I’ll call the clerk.

Yes, sorry to have kept you waiting. I’d like to order. Understood, please wait a moment. Are you ready? Yes, it’s fine, please place your order. One seafood salad. Yes, seafood salad, seafood salad. Two ENGAWA salt sauce yukhoe. Well, two ENGAWA salt sauce yukke. Then, Mozuku. please wait a moment.

Maybe it should be in the exquisite cuisine category. Thank you, ENGAWA Salt Sauce Yukhoe is one. No, I’d like two plates, please. Excuse me, two ENGAWA salt sauce yukhoe. One SHIRAKO tempura. Yes, one SHIRAKO tempura. This is a quick, grilled crab miso shell. yes. yes. That’s it.

Thank you. There’s something about crab miso. Two oysters. Yes, by the way, are oysters raw? Yes, two raw oysters. And then some potato salad. One of our signature adult potato salads. that’s all. Yes, would you like a drink? I’m Calpico, and I’m draft beer. Yes, excuse me.

Is he new? cute. He’s doing his best. You do this one first. Someone is very angry with him. There are customers here, so he better not act that angry. Sorry to keep you waiting, Calpico and draft beer. cheers. What’s wrong, are you okay? This is strange. Is something different? That’s big issue.

Are you okay? Did something go wrong? Calpico. This is the undiluted solution. what? it’s amazing. Just one sip of this wakes me up. You should try it too. Let me drink too. How about this? This is outrageous. This is really undiluted.

This is the best, and there is no other place where you can drink Calpico’s undiluted liquid in a mug. My throat feels like it’s burning. Okay, would you like some water? Don’t be foolish, if it turns out that this is undiluted, it will be 1:4 next time.

It was my first time drinking such a luxurious Calpico. The maximum ratio is 1:1. When I was living alone, I was drinking Calpico in a 1:1 ratio. I felt like I was doing something very wrong at that time. Compared to this, that’s not a big deal.

No, I have become unable to accept Calpico unless it is undiluted. You don’t want to hurt your body. If you want to drink Calpico again, come to this store. The madness of moving. We’re moving tomorrow, so let’s finish cleaning up. I enjoy moving. You’re amazing, don’t you hate moving?

I have so much fun, I love moving. I’m so excited. That’s great. I’m very depressed. 2 hours later. Will this really end? Isn’t it impossible? If I clean this up, I won’t be able to wash my hair. what is this? It contains bread. bread?

That bread doesn’t come here even though I’m in so much trouble, and it doesn’t give me love and courage. what do you say? You clean up quickly. Right? you are amazing But you keep your appliances in the box without wiping them. Do you keep dusty items in boxes? yes.

Are you going to put this dirty rice cooker in your new clean room? yes. You don’t throw away unnecessary items, right? yes. I don’t think I’ll ever use this, but would you take this with you? yes. Instead, you’ll be able to pack quickly, which is good.

You always buy me the kiwi fruit that I like. You buy green kiwifruit. I really like gold kiwifruit. Okay, sorry, I’ll buy gold kiwifruit next time. I think there is a gap in love. 2 hours later. Mel-chan’s studies. DOLCE AND GABBANA. Which do you like? I’m GABBANA. You are DOLCE, right?

Your face is the face that likes DOLCE, you say. what? I like GABBANA. The difference between tonight and tomorrow is that I can’t brush my teeth. You only need to put away the things you don’t use. I don’t know what to do, my mouth stinks.

Would you throw it away? Yes, I’ll throw it away. I immediately throw away anything that doesn’t make my heart flutter. They are still fully usable. That’s not the issue. It’s a question of whether or not it’s exciting. what are you saying? This is a waste.

In life, the person who throws things away wins. How did you get married without knowing this common sense? So you wipe this. Cheating in the new house. This is my new home. I can live here from today. Really? This place is the best. Moving is a lot of fun.

I heard from Keito-kun that all our luggage had been taken out. I wonder when that will come? About 30 minutes left? I have nothing to do. For now, I’ll lie down. I was surprised. Yes, please. The unfamiliar sound of the chime is bad for my heart.

I haven’t decided on the furniture placement at all. The bed is here, the desk is here. Is the desk here? I was surprised, yes, please. We keep packing things into the house. yes. A group of strong-looking young men are carrying a cardboard box containing my panties. Nice arms. His tanned arms are shining.

That, please. That’s a manly shout. They are very dashing men. This is good, let me hear your voice more. They are carrying bread. what will they do? They have no interest in this. I can clearly see that they are working diligently. He carries the dumbbells so easily. amazing. I said out loud, “Wow.”

I’m like an annoying old lady, and I think I’ve claimed to be a weak woman. I’m embarrassed. I said that even though I always have those dumbbells with me. where will you put your bed? Please have a bed over there. roger that. He had been shouting like a man until just now.

But why does your voice sound soft when you talk to me? What does that mean? Is this the right direction for the bed? Yes, that direction is fine. Just leave the bed there. roger that. sorry. I also needed a desk, so the bed was facing this way. sorry. Yes, it is okay.

He is very kind The corporate philosophy of this moving company is “cheap and kind,” so everyone is kind. I don’t think it’s worth the price they paid for this low price and their kind treatment towards me, but is that okay? Is this OK? it is perfect.

I placed your bed here with a gap so that the power source would not be hidden. thank you. why is he so kind? It’s strange that he’s so kind for such a cheap price. Maybe? Maybe he likes me. Now that the delivery has been completed, please confirm and sign here.

Already? Yes, everything is finished. It’s too early. Are you going yet? It’s too early. don’t you like me? Can you stay here longer? Is he shy? Are you embarrassed to find out that you like me? It’s okay, thank you very much. Wow, this was over so quickly.

Keito-kun, I’m sorry, I was cheating on you. What do you mean? First date after becoming boyfriend and girlfriend. Today is our first date as lovers. And a date night. Where is he taking me on a night like this? He is very shameless. what is he going to do with me?

Today I’m going to look at the stars. There are places where you can see the stars beautifully. It’s my first experience and I’m really looking forward to it. Going to see the stars on your first date is such a luxury. Very luxurious. Will my first kiss be under the stars?

God has given me a reward for having never had a boyfriend until now. Many people’s first kiss is at home or in the car, but mine was under the stars. Excuse me, everyone, but my first kiss was under the stars.

There is no toilet in the place where you can see the stars, so you should go to the toilet now. i’m ok. TRUE? Well then, let’s go. We arrived. A very beautiful starry sky, I have never seen such a beautiful starry sky before.

The starry sky is really beautiful, and I’m glad I brought you here. Is this our first date? This is too luxurious. Is the starry sky so beautiful because I always do good things? Will I have my first kiss here? I want to record a video of my first kiss.

Could that person take a video of it? Or can I get the video from that security camera later? The stars are beautiful. shooting star. It’s true, I saw it too. I saw a shooting star for the first time in my life. That’s good, were you able to make a wish?

I couldn’t do it. What kind of wish can you make three times in that short amount of time? Surely what it is? Gold might be fine. I can say this quickly. You’ll say it at the next shooting star. Let’s do our best. What’s important now is not the gold, but the kiss.

When will we kiss? I don’t know, I’ve never learned when to kiss. It’s not your first time, so Keito-kun will take the lead, right? The man over there is bothering me, but he’ll be here for a while, right? He seems to be doing serious astronomical observation.

My passion for kissing is greater than that man’s passion for stars, so don’t underestimate me. It’s getting cold so should we go into the car? Let’s open the sunroof in my car and look at the stars. What is that? I don’t know how. That’s great. Let’s do it.

Now, let’s get inside the car. What a comfortable stargazing experience! It’s warm here, the seats recline, and there are blankets. Who the hell is he? Why would he come up with this? Am I that attractive? does he like me that much?

Why does he try so hard? Does he want to sell me the pot? The starry sky is beautiful. wait a minute. seriously? I’m holding hands with him, this is hard. I’ve only ever read about this situation in manga, seriously? Is this reality?

Even though it’s a voice in my head, I can’t control my rhythm. Is this reality? I don’t know how strong to hold your hand. Is it okay to squeeze it back? I don’t feel, wait? What kind of situation is this? Maybe? kiss? A woman who thinks only about kissing on her first date.

Summary of the previous episode. Kento-kun and Kanape became lovers and went stargazing on their first date. Kanappe looks forward to his first kiss, but Kate-kun doesn’t seem to be thinking about anything. However, Keito-kun holds Kanappe’s hand towards the end. Kanappe was shaken by the sudden development. What will happen to their first kiss?

Today is our first date after becoming lovers. This is inside the car, a closed space. The ceiling is full of stars. Hands connected. What comes next? What is the correct answer? That’s a kiss. I’m the front line waiting for a kiss. He could come at any time, 3 seconds before the countdown. 3.

2. 1. Won’t you come here, Kanappe? what? It’s finally here! Shall we go to Disneyland together next time? Yes, Disneyland, I want to go. Really? Let’s book a hotel next time. Yay, I’m looking forward to it. Won’t you kiss me? What, Disney? An overnight trip to Disneyland? stay? I’m looking forward to Disneyland.

I want to have plastic surgery. The starry sky is beautiful. Is this a pattern where something doesn’t start unless I take action? What action should I take? What is the angle of my face? What is the shape of my lips? Where is everyone learning this? SHINKEN ZEMI for correspondence education?

Did you all see it at SHINKEN ZEMI? I shouldn’t have made it GAKKEN. My mother’s friend was GAKKEN LADY. Is it not yet? Is it not yet? Has Kanappe’s first kiss yet? The stars are beautiful. It’s been a long time since we held hands. are you going to kiss me?

Naive woman in this situation, it would be a crime for you not to kiss me. Hasn’t it already been 2-3 hours? It’s only been five minutes. That’s strange, is this the “room of spirit and time”? Kanappe? If we find three shooting stars from now on, will we go home? Great, let’s do that.

I see, that’s how it came about. After spotting a shooting star, we kiss for the last time on our way home. What a great situation! Well then, without further ado, let’s find three shooting stars at once. i got you! The first one. He’s serious from the beginning.

Are you dying to kiss me soon? That’s good. This is where the real competition begins. I need to expand my horizons! My eyes are fish eyes. I found one, only one left. what? He has eyes that beat my fisheye mode. Who the hell is he? Calm down, there’s still one last piece left.

If I can find it, I have a chance of winning. come! I felt the urge to urinate. Incontinence on the first date? Summary of the previous episode. I’m a Kanappe woman. Their first date after becoming lovers was stargazing. Keito-kun said, “If we find three shooting stars, shall we go home?”

However, Kanappe was so absorbed in waiting for the kiss that she didn’t notice the impending urge to urinate. We found two shooting stars and only one left. But here I felt the urge to urinate. The mood is ruined when he finds out I need to go to the bathroom.

Can we find the last shooting star without Keto-kun finding out? Even if you have a boyfriend, the knowledge remains the same. I’m a pure woman with no experience with men. The truth is always up to me. That’s big issue.

I was so busy thinking about my first kiss that I didn’t realize I had the urge to urinate. My bladder feels like it’s going to explode. What if I leak pee and he spreads it on social media with a photo? It’s revenge porn.

But if I pee here, I’ll know if he really loves me or if he’s just trying to sell me a pot. Try? It’s too early. I will confirm his love through this method in about two years. I feel bad for Keito-kun. I don’t hate Keito-kun even if he poops in front of me.

Now I’ll focus on finding the shooting star. I quickly find a shooting star, quickly kiss her, and quickly go to the bathroom. I focus and expand my horizons. Fisheye mode. With this fisheye mode, I can quickly spot a shooting star or two. Is it urine that flows? Or is it a star?

A shooting star has arrived! I was surprised, really? It’s not a lie, really, let’s go home. Yes, let’s go home now, that’s the rule. If possible, please take me to the bathroom on the way home. Toilet, okay, there’s a toilet once you get off the mountain, so let’s go there.

I can go to the toilet immediately after getting off the mountain. By the way, how many seconds does it take to get down the mountain? I want to hear it, but I can’t. Because I want him to think I’m an attractive woman. Also, I can hold my pee for 300 seconds.

My bladder, I’m counting on you. The stars were beautiful. wait a minute? scared. My butt is warm. seriously? hang on? Did I leak pee? Moist. This is sweat, right? Check for smell. Odorless? I don’t know? Why is it so warm here? Do I leak urine so unconsciously? Is my lower body old?

What should I do? It’s okay, calm down. Once again I sniff. Yeah. This may be odorless. I don’t know, but I think this is sweat. But why? Why is it so warm? I turned on the seat heater for the passenger seat, but it’s not too hot, is that okay?

Is this a seat heater? What, I was surprised, heated seats, you bastard, revenge porn. Okay, this is very warm. How many seconds will it take to get to the toilet? Should I answer in seconds? it was fun. It was really fun, thank you. I went to the bathroom and felt refreshed.

Case being settled. I think I’ll sleep well today. What about that kiss? We haven’t kissed, have we? It’s not my memory that’s wrong, right? I wanted our first kiss to be under the stars. I wanted to brag about it to everyone. I’ve arrived home. Thank you, let’s set a date to meet again.

This is according to the textbook. he’s looking at me. A kiss is coming. The kiss approaches. I can’t avoid this. Goodbye. I have to report to RIEKO and NAO quickly. The irritable monster woman before her period becomes quiet on her own. I’m super pissed off.

There was a time when I felt very angry at work. You had a tough time. I’m angry. This won’t open! Don’t throw it. Sorry, toilet. A poop child? different. it hurts! It’s tough, are you okay? What the heck is going on today? I’m annoyed. I’m annoyed. I get really angry.

That crotch, that ball, I get angry a lot, no matter what you do, I get angry, I lick it. It really pisses me off. I’m so angry, Final Realty. Angry, hanging sausage, whatever you say will make me angry. Genitals hanging out, sausage. What am I so angry about? So should I be angry?

Will anything change if I get angry? Isn’t that a waste of time? At times like that, I take a deep breath. And I will cast this spell. Angry, genitals hanging out, balls. OK. wonderful. Husband planting pubic hair. This is dangerous. This month we spent a lot of money. look.

That’s probably because we ate out a lot. I bought YOGIBO. Since I had just moved, I started shopping like crazy online. Online shopping syndrome immediately after moving. What is that? I do not know. “RAXTEN Marathon!” I went shopping thinking, “Today is a day with 5s and 0s, so I’m going to buy something.”

That can’t be helped. Look at this, I thought I’d buy something just in case, so I bought a duck-shaped light. This is charged by inserting a plug into the duck’s butthole. cute. Don’t you think this shelf is good? Wouldn’t it be nice to put it here? This has just the right width.

This is good. It would be nice to put this shelf here. You said earlier that you spent too much money. Are you growing a beard? I went to have my beard removed and my beard must have diminished a lot, but it’s back again. Beards are also trying desperately to survive.

It no longer grows around the chin. I got rid of the beard on my chin. The area under the nose is very blue. It’s true, isn’t it even thicker than before? That’s the beard’s counterattack. The beard is striking back. Beard probably didn’t expect them to be attacked either.

I might have pissed off Beard. Your beard must be pretty angry. Thickness is impossible. Your beard is growing like the lead of a mechanical pencil. Maybe you can write with this? I will also go for hair removal. There is needle hair removal, how about that? I think it looks painful.

How does that work? Are you going to take your mind off that anus? anus? anus? It’s not the anus, it’s the hair root, right? I made a mistake, it was the anus. No, it’s not the anus, it’s the hair follicle. I’m too scared to pull it out of my anus.

Which is correct, the anus or the hair root? I’ve been confused. Maybe the pubic hair is also fighting back? That beard has been destroyed, help them! Does that pubic hair reach that beard? So maybe that pubic hair is decreasing? It’s full of hair here. There was so much hair. I’ll check again.

Do you want this hair that much? I will pluck out this hair and plant it in you. Don’t plant your hair, really, don’t do that. Really stop doing that. Please don’t pick your navel. I didn’t do that, I just happened to touch my navel. You are always picking your navel.

I’m not picking my navel. My navel is just where I happened to touch it. You really should just stop picking your navel. sorry. YOUTUBE? What that? Is it edible? Grandma, I’m here. Welcome, Kanappe is here. I wondered who came. I called you earlier. I’m very happy that you visited. That’s good.

TAKAYUKI is also here today. scared. he’s not scary He is quiet. “Tame” is a word used for wild beasts. you. Don’t say it that way. Apparently you said in an interview that I had a bad personality. Did you find out? Kanappe, would you like some coffee? I wanted to tell you the truth.

Kanappe, I also have tea. I’m coffee, thank you. It’s better to tell the truth. surely. Does TAKA-CHAN have coffee? I’ll drink it too, thank you. What do you drink, do you have tea too? I also have coffee. Normally you shouldn’t say that. You sit high. know. why are you here?

If I don’t come to check on her regularly, she might collapse. You are a good grandson. Do you know TAKAYUKI? There was a YOGIBO for hometown tax payment. There was also a rug. What if you do that? why are you ignoring me?

I would go crazy if I responded to every single thing you said. Is Keito-kun dangerous? I think Keito-kun is dangerous. Would you guys like some coffee? Coffee, of course. Coffee, not tea. sweet. Grandma, do you see this? You are on YOUTUBE. Is that so? What that? 300,000 people are watching us now.

300,000 people? Look at this, this is grandma. “You need to eat more.” “You need to eat more.” You don’t have to read the subtitles. This is grandma, this is me. I see, but I don’t really understand this. TAKA-CHAN, would you like tea? I’m drinking coffee. DO YOU KNOW YOUTUBE?

What that? I do not know. Video, 300,000 people are watching our video. 300,000 viewers, not 30 people. 300,000 viewers, that’s amazing. Do you drink more coffee? I will never drink any more. TAKA-CHAN, what about you? I’m drinking coffee now. I’m very happy because Kana-chan and TAKA-CHAN are coming to see me.

I’m happy to have such cute grandchildren. I’m cute, but TAKAYUKI is scary. What can you say, TAKA-CHAN is quiet and cute. TAKA-CHAN is quiet. thank you. Viewers comment that Grandma is cute. Oh, is that so? I’m already full of wrinkles. There’s no way I’m cute. This is grandma. Is not it cute?

Huh. You don’t look very happy. A wife who apologizes without hiding anything when she does something wrong. listen. I bought pajamas yesterday. I went home drunk and happy after drinking with my friends. I was so happy that I wanted to buy functional pajamas as a daily treat. It’s not just cute fluffy pajamas.

These are highly functional pajamas. It’s not pajamas like JELATO PIXUE. yes. You know JELATO PIXUE, it’s amazing. Since I was feeling happy, I decided to buy pajamas that cost around 8,000 yen and were highly functional and would improve my quality of life. I thought of going to TOKYU HXNDS.

TOKYU HXNDS seems to have highly functional pajamas. There was a pajama corner at TOKYU HXNDS, and I was looking there. There, I found the store’s recommended pajamas. They are pajamas that emit far infrared rays and cost about 13,000 yen. Pajamas emit far-infrared rays, but they are expensive. I don’t trust far infrared rays.

I can’t believe what I can’t see. I can’t pay 10,000 yen for something I can’t trust in its effectiveness. How can I believe in something I can’t see? However, I thought that there may actually be an invisible presence that enriches my life. what are you saying?

But I can’t pay 10,000 yen for far infrared rays. I got it, so? I gave up on the pajamas and went inside. There was something in a messy plastic bag that was obviously unsold. That was IMABXRI towel pajamas. that’s good. It’s perfect for reward pajamas. It looked cute too.

The pajamas are made of IMABXRI towels, so they feel comfortable to the touch. I wanted it so bad that I thought about buying one for you too. But I decided not to do that, grabbed the pajamas, and went to the cashier. I was drunk and feeling very happy and having fun.

So I didn’t throw the pajamas, but I bounced them as I took them to the cashier. “YEAH!” I cheerfully handed the pajamas to the cashier. So the cashier scanned it and said, “This is 31,800 yen.” I was surprised. My crotch atrophied. My soul shriveled. I said, “Pay with QUICPAY.” Why?

The cashier seemed to respect me as a woman who could easily buy 30,000 yen pajamas with QUICPAY. He proceeded to the cashier, his pajamas bouncing. Since I was in such a state, I said, “Payment is QUICPAY” even though I was trembling. I thought I had done something terrible.

Since then, I have felt like my internal genitals have shrunk. That surprises me too. Of course, I couldn’t buy it with my pocket money, so I used my family card. It’s not your fault. No, it’s your fault. If I had bought your pajamas as a set, it would have cost 60,000 yen.

That’s your mistake. It was better because I only bought for myself. That’s your mistake. And these are those pajamas. How is it comfortable? There are no other options than “good”. I agree. A couple vents their frustrations.

Yesterday, a woman at my part-time job told me about an NHK special, which is good for your health as it strengthens your calves. She taught me how to train. While standing, raise and lower your heel, placing your weight on your big toe. You do it until you can’t do it anymore.

That’s very difficult, isn’t it? Besides, there is another exercise after you do it until you can’t do it anymore. Next, place your weight on your little toe and lift your heel until you can no longer raise or lower it. I tried it. I couldn’t walk anymore.

I thought this was a good way to train my butt too. I think I’ll do this in my free time. Shall we do it, Kanappe? what? Shall we do KANAPPESUKE? what is that? you are dishonest. Please listen carefully. You are KANAPPE-CHANKORORINNOSUKE who raises and lowers your heels.

You are not thinking with your brain. Use your brain to think about what you hear before you say something. Kanappe is flat. Please stop looking me in the face and saying, “You’re flat.” I want to have a conversation. You are flat and cute. we are having a conversation. This isn’t a conversation.

That’s not the case, the conversation is happening. You leave the plastic bottle behind after drinking. You listen, you wash the plastic bottle, cut it and open it. I always put away your plastic bottles.

Then, after washing and drying the dishes, all you have to do is put them on the shelf, but you put the washed and still wet protein shaker on top of them. The dishes took time to dry, but you waste that time on the dishes. I do not understand.

It’s okay, you’re smart enough to figure it out. I do not understand. Think about it, if you put something wet on dry dishes, the dishes will get wet. There’s no point in drying, it’s a waste of time. Money can be turned into time, but time can’t be turned into money.

You often forget to turn off the bath. I often take a bath after you, so there’s a good chance I’ll forget. You forget too. I don’t forget to turn off the bath. I absolutely switch off. When I realize I forgot to turn it off, I turn it off immediately.

It can’t be helped that I forgot, so you turn it off. I can no longer switch off at that time. The person who noticed this should do it. I’ll do it when I feel like it. We went to a store near Ministop at MEI station. I haven’t been there, I don’t know.

I didn’t go, did you go with another woman? We went there, why do you forget so easily? You forget everything about going on a trip. I haven’t forgotten, I just don’t know because I’ve never been there. Please don’t forget to remember. Please use your brain to think. I can’t use my brain.

Apron naked. I’m home. Welcome back. I’m home. I was tired. Happy Halloween, what do you think of this? That’s ANXANMAN. Does ANXANMAN’s apron suit me? It suits you, it’s cute. The people I worked with today were very nice. That’s good. How about this? what? It smells so good, is today’s dinner GYOZA?

Yes, this is GYOZA. do you take a bath? Or do you have dinner? choose me? meal. what? Are you really talking about meals? This is a real feeling. What you really want to do most is eat? Yes, I love the GYOZA you make, so I want to eat it soon.

Would you still choose to eat in this situation? This situation? This situation is where your wife is cooking a meal naked in an apron. what? Look. Really, what are you doing? You will catch a cold. The point is different. You lose your mind.

Why would you tell me to get dressed when I’m taking the risk of catching a cold and wearing an apron naked on Halloween for my husband? Was it so? thank you. you catch a cold. Considering that, do you eat? do you take a bath? Or me? meal. why? I’m very hungry.

That’s why I want to eat GYOZA as soon as possible. The frying pan is burnt. it’s true. This is good, right? Were you surprised by the angle when I suddenly turned around? I’m excited, so please turn off the fire quickly. Hot, this is so hot. Hot juice is flying, it’s hot.

Of course you should get dressed. That’s not right. That’s completely different. what? You should get a nosebleed. You should get a nosebleed even if you pick your nose. I can’t get a nosebleed. Why aren’t you happy about this? I’m happy, you’re cute. I want you to get a nosebleed, not “You’re cute.”

It’s hard to get a nosebleed. Is it okay because I chose ANXANMAN’s apron? All I had was this apron. So I thought it would be a waste to buy a white, frilly apron. This is a naked apron that will not damage our household budget.

ANXANMAN is cute, you didn’t waste money, you are a good wife. Or is it because I’m wearing underwear? Am I being naive in calling this a naked apron when I’m wearing underwear? However, when I took off my underwear, my pubic hair touched my crotch and it was itchy. I’m glad you’re wearing underwear.

Was it bad because the underwear was cotton? I don’t have any sexy underwear. My skin gets irritated unless I wear cotton underwear. But I wore star pants, which are the sexiest underwear I own. Star pants are cute. It’s so cute. I don’t want to be called cute, I want to be called sexy.

You’re sexy, but you’re cute, and that’s enough for me. You don’t ask me to be sexy. I don’t want you to be sexy. You want me to be sexy. I’m not attractive as a woman, I can’t do that. I have nothing but mascot-like cuteness. what are you saying?

You’re cute, so I’m fine with that. I like you because you’re cute. That’s true. do you eat meals? do you take a bath? Or me? meal. I’m cute when I say “dogs are cute.” Good evening. cute dog look. it’s true. Thank you, that’s great, BRITNEY. The dog is so cute.

Her eyes are cute. The dog’s bark is cute. Look, dogs are cute. Excuse me, bye-bye. How am I now? That woman must be thinking, “She calls my dog ​​cute so that her boyfriend thinks it’s cute.” That won’t happen. She must have thought so, “I was acting cute.”

The dog was cute, but I played cute. I had no intention of playing cute. However, I thought that I was cute when I said, “Dogs are cute.” You thought so a little. That woman definitely thought I was desperately trying to be cute in front of my boyfriend.

That woman might think you shouldn’t use my BRITNEY to make yourself look good. I’m too embarrassed to live in this apartment. Let’s move. Good evening. Cats are cute, I want to eat them. you calm down. You can’t eat cats. Which one do you want to eat? The pressure on you.

This looks delicious, which one would you like to eat first? I don’t care which one. There is no such thing as being good enough for you. I’m really fine with either. I will eat what you don’t want to eat. Are you sane? You don’t have to live for me. Be happy for yourself.

Only when you are overflowing with happiness should you share that happiness with others. Well then, this. It’s absolutely the last time. This is delicious. Which should we do next? This was delicious. I eat it. wait a minute. I was aiming for this the most. That’s why I recommended this.

If you definitely don’t want this, you give it to me. I definitely want to eat this. It’s better for the world, people, and this chocolate if I eat it. Okay, I don’t need that. Please eat this one with raisins in it. I’ll get the raisins. Have you ever eaten fancy? What is that?

That’s fancy. It is a sweet that contains fluffy fresh cream. What that? I do not know. Then how about the Gold Ball Pillow? What that? Are you asking if I’ve ever eaten it? No. Have you ever done that? Someone has done that to me. Who? Kanappe. what? This is the last one.

Let’s have a fight. No, you eat this. No, let’s have a fight. You want to eat this, right? come. I don’t need it, I’ll give it to you. My wife’s internal organs were broken. My stomach hurts. Do you have diarrhea again? Did you eat something strange? I do not understand.

Since when are you in that state? This started on Thursday, so that’s about 3 days ago. If you don’t feel well today, you should go to the hospital. I’m scared of colon cameras. No, I’m poop. you are upset. Desperate diarrhea. What does that mean? The anus was damaged. It’s hopeless. listen!

Are our bidet seat toilets stupid? My anus is damaged, so I use a toilet with a bidet seat for the sake of gentleness. But our toilet seat with a bidet is stupid, so the first attack is very strong. Strength is not the weakest. The shower comes on strongly for 2 seconds.

After that, the toilet seat with bidet notices the weak mode and the water force decreases, which finally makes up the balance. Is that so? At first, I’m nervous about the bidet toilet seat. Moreover, I have damage to my anus, so I’m at a disadvantage.

I trust the toilet seat with a bidet and keep it on the lowest setting. However, the first thing that comes out is a strong shower. And 2 seconds. He later realized that the bidet was set to low. That’s weird. He doesn’t realize it until later.

Why don’t you apply water to your butt cheeks and see what happens? No, I want to poop. Take care. I don’t want to get hemorrhoids, I hate it. I might have hemorrhoids. I don’t want to get hemorrhoids. God, please. I just don’t want to get hemorrhoids.

When I hear stories on TV about middle-aged men getting hemorrhoids, they seem to be in real trouble. I don’t want to get gout either. I don’t want to get hemorrhoids and gout. It will heal quickly. What kind of situation does a flower bloom in the anus? It seems to push it back inside.

The worst situation was described as “flowers blooming.” That incites even more fear. Your hemorrhoids aren’t that bad, so it’s okay. I want to eat AKAKARA. That’s out. That’s okay, I’m healthy from here to here. Please connect your brain and your intestinal environment. I will never go to this store again. Start the treatment.

Please. It’s great that a massage parlor has opened near my house. This is a gift from God because my daily actions are good. I’m glad I did my best. Of course God will give me a present. I was a good person. God must have wanted to give me a present.

God must be happy to be able to give me this gift. God must be proud that he gave it to Kanappe in heaven. How about the amount of force? perfection. This massage therapist is kind, has a lovely smile, and has a soothing voice. And she doesn’t talk too much.

Her fingers aren’t too slender, she’s not too pretty, and she’s a little overweight. She seems to be strong and full of motherly qualities. There is a flower under this face hole, and she is the ideal massage therapist. It feels so good I want to sleep.

But it would be a waste if I slept. A fart came out. I’m embarrassed, did she find out? Her hand stopped for a moment, so she could definitely tell that I had farted. I’m sure she won’t even think about it once she farts.

I’m sure she only thinks that the massage caused my intestines to move and cause me to fart. Absolutely. I’m sure she thinks the massage made me fart. she is a professional. Professional therapists shouldn’t be surprised by farts. I’ll calm down. I don’t fart anymore. I farted again.

What should I do? This was a dirty fart sound that couldn’t be compared to the first one. Twice is no good, it will definitely be etched in her long-term memory. I don’t want her to remember my face. I make funny faces on the way home. I’m going to sleep.

I wish I had been asleep the whole time. I’m asleep. That was a fart I made while sleeping. I’m still sleeping. I’m fast asleep, I’m sound asleep. OK? yes. I’m a good girl, so I’ll answer when someone asks me a question. “Are you okay?” What does that mean?

Does that mean the massage is okay? Is she asking if my stomach is okay? Or do you mean, are you leaking poop? My stomach is fine, but I won’t know until I check my poop. Did I poop? Maybe it smells? Does the world in the back half of my head stink?

The world in the front half of my head doesn’t stink. Does the world in the back half of my head stink? This is a critical situation. However, it can’t be helped, so let’s forget about it. I can’t let a fart ruin a great massage. Let’s forget, I didn’t fart.

I haven’t farted once and I’ve been sleeping the whole time. I continue to receive the best massages ever. A husband whose personality changes in XX. You are cute today too. why are you so cute? Because you say I’m cute. This mouth is cute. The downy hair under this nose is cute.

This is cute. Show me your nostrils today too. I can see your nostrils, and it’s nice to see your nostrils clearly. can you see? Yes, I can see well. You don’t have much nose hair, so I’m really worried about germs getting in there.

If a viper got into my nostril, would you expel it? I don’t know about that. But you’re cute, how long will you be cute? Until you stop calling me cute. Then you are much cuter. You are lucky to have been born cute. you say that much? A fly is flying.

Oh, where did the little fly go? This is no good, let’s close all the windows and doors. The flies have to escape outside. It’s no big deal if the flies run away. That little fly has been around for about three days. It’s okay, let’s leave that little fly alone.

No, I’ll get rid of that fly today. I will exterminate it with my hands. Should you use insecticide spray for flies? This isn’t that kind of problem. What kind of problem? I will exterminate the fly and confirm it. I want to go to the bathroom, can I open the door?

That is not acceptable. No, I have juice. It was dangerous. If I didn’t have the juice in my hand, you would have punched me in the face. I get angry at the quick movement of that little fly. But don’t hit me. Stag beetles move slowly. However, small flies move very quickly.

That annoys me. I see. Where does that come from? I properly throw away garbage. This juice is so delicious, why don’t we buy a different flavor of apple next time? Next time, let’s buy apple juice. You don’t think about it anymore. I want to think about this.

Do flies come in from outside? A drain? A grandmother who says harsh things easily. Which should I choose? Place your order now, what do you want to eat? I am choosing. you don’t have to choose. Order everything you want to eat. what do you eat? I’m full so I don’t need anything.

Did you come to the coffee shop even though you didn’t need anything? I can’t eat that much. What if you drink coffee? Yes, I drink coffee. What about pancakes? I can’t eat that much, so coffee is enough. This looks delicious. This is ice cream. I’ll do this.

Would you like to order coffee and ice cream? yes. OK. I’m Cocoa. I’m torn between pancakes and French toast. You can order both. If I order both, would you eat them too? I can’t eat that much. Then I won’t order them. You can eat what you want. You can order anything.

There’s no point in ordering more than I can eat. This looks delicious. The pancakes are very thin. You don’t say it, just be quiet. This is enough for me, so be quiet. Are pancakes this thin enough for you? I’ll give you this too.

That’s the ice cream you ordered because you wanted to eat it. You eat this. Grandma, you eat first, then I’ll eat the leftovers. You eat first, I’ll have enough coffee. why did you order this? Kanappe, you’ve become cute. That’s true? I think so too. You are cute.

However, I have recently gained weight and am the heaviest I have ever been. yes? No such thing. That’s just right. The truth is, I have to lose weight. Actually, I shouldn’t eat pancakes. You can’t lose any more weight. You should eat a lot. I’ve become so fat because I eat a lot.

I have to go on a diet. You don’t need to diet, you’re in the right shape right now. But you don’t want to gain any more weight. you have good proportions. You have just the right proportions now. You just said, “I hope you don’t gain any more weight.”

You are the best right now. A woman who couldn’t sleep using the associative sleep method. I can’t sleep. I wasn’t supposed to take a 5 hour nap. I watched NICHIPU until the end today. When I see that, my brain gets excited. I have to work tomorrow, so what should I do? Keito-kun sleep?

Keito-kun sleep? I fell asleep. he fell asleep. What should I do? I’ll try that. The one I saw on YouTube that HIROYUKI said. What was that? It’s an associative sleep method. I choose one word. Just say as many words as you can think of from the first letter of that.

What shall I do? first word. ANASTASIA. “A” for ANASTASIA. Achilles tendon. AMAZON. Assassin. Archimedes. Anisakis. What else? “A” is quite difficult. I feel like I need to go to the toilet. Is this fake? Frequent urination fake? I just went to the toilet. I can’t urinate, this is fake urination.

Should I go to the toilet? I don’t want to go to the bathroom because it’s cold outside, so I’ll take a look. That’s not right. AYATORI. AMIDAKUJI. Allah. There are no words that start with “a” anymore. First of all, what is ANASTASIA? Is that the name of a star? It’s like a planet.

Is that a galaxy? whatever. That’s AGO. AHO. That’s AKA. ant. Anisakis. AWA. A lot came out. AVENE, ASARI, ASHURA, AEN. ANPANMAN. A mysterious adventure, LU LUN LUN. ANPAN, SHOKUPAN, CURRYPAN, JAM, BUTTER, CHEESE, LA LA LAN. BATABATA runs, BATAKO. DOKIN-CHAN that makes DOKIDOKI. BATABATA runs. ANPAN-MAN. BATABATA runs, BATAKO. I don’t think.

I can’t sleep, so I focus on sleeping. I’ll concentrate. Let’s stop saying “a”. What was the word? ANASTACIA. What is ANASTACIA? I was told there was something to talk about, but the conversation never started. What should I drink? hot milk. Excuse me, I’d like to order.

You were proposed to, right? This is that report, right? I know everything, so please tell me quickly. I will celebrate you in a big way. Look, the color combination of the drinks is cute. It’s true, it’s cute. Did you know you can refill these beans?

I do not know. I don’t mind talking about beans, so you can quickly talk about the proposal. The girls have been grinning from now on, making me nervous. Is this a teasing play? Kanappe, are you okay with your cold? It’s okay, I just had a sore throat, but other than that I’m fine.

That would be fine. Oh, what about the proposal? You guys know that story, right? What time is this? You said it early? what? I look for the ring. I will twist HANAKO’s ring finger and interrogate her. What are you doing? What’s that face?

Oh, she’s not wearing a ring, but maybe she’s hiding it? This is probably 99% a proposal, but there’s a 1% possibility that it’s not a good story. But if that’s the case, HANA-CHAN can’t be smiling. Her face must be swollen from crying like OIWA-SAN’s. So it’s about a proposal, right? what? quickly.

What? what should i do? I also missed the timing so I don’t really know. If you don’t create an opportunity, HANAKO probably won’t be able to talk about it either. I see. If that’s the case, I’ll drink the milk again, so let’s get things done. Delicious, the hot milk here is very delicious.

By the way, HANA-CHAN, you have something to talk about, right? Yes, I was proposed to. That’s right, that’s good, congratulations. you didn’t talk. You don’t have a ring on. I was wondering what I would do if there was a 1% chance that you broke up with your boyfriend. I was proposed to. Congratulations!

I’m so happy it’s scary. That’s scary, great, you’re super happy. I’m happy. Show me the photo. this. There are roses. TRUE? Congratulations. There’s one thing I’m curious about. I asked him what his fetish was. He has a foot fetish. No matter how many times I hear that story, it’s boring.

It’s weird that he says he has a foot fetish for me. It’s boobs. I think he’s just trying to be cool. I think he says he has a foot fetish because he doesn’t want you to hate him. If boobs don’t matter, what’s the point of me?

But men love boobs 100%. There’s no one who doesn’t like boobs. All humans love breasts, and so do I. Everyone has sucked breasts at least once. Everyone has sucked breasts at least once since they were born. Who doesn’t like breasts when you’ve sucked them at least once since you were born?

How can you say bad things about breasts with your mouth sucking them? But, Kanappe, you saw my breasts and said that when we went to the hot springs. “Wow, googly eyes.” That’s awful. HANA-CHAN also showed his full potential, and it was like a surprise box.

A husband who gets drunk and becomes a psychopath. That hurts. I conflict because you’re cute. It’s pretty strong. Are you a spoiled brat today? yes. you are drunk Poop. You go to the toilet. I go to the toilet. You’re cute, come on. Where is that? Where is Kanappe? Kanappe, where are you?

I am here. why aren’t you here? I am here. you are noisy it hurts. You’re drunk, so go to sleep now. You come to check on me every two hours. I’ll go to bed soon too. No, you come to check on me every two hours.

Please don’t wake me up at 6am tomorrow morning. Okay, I’ll turn off the alarm. You wake up at 6am. why? Your mouth smells like farts. Have you eaten poop? are you eating boiled eggs? UMASHI TAKEO. UMASHI TAKEO. what are you saying? Stop that, your hair is hard and hurts. You should go bald.

You don’t say that. Because it hurts. Don’t make a gasping sound! You don’t waver. Stay still. you are in the way Can I suck your ear? That’s no good. Can I bite your upper arm off? My wife has been strangely excited since the morning. GAN, GAN, GANKO-CHAN. Look, it’s here. ZUN, ZUN, GANKO-CHAN.

She wears a stone ribbon on her head. Good morning, you’re doing well this morning. You’re not disappointed, you’re not depressed, don’t cry. Go, go, GANKO-CHAN. you are fine Today’s breakfast is rice topped with raw egg and salmon flakes. Do you eat rice with raw eggs? I will make Ochazuke. You eat Ochazuke.

Aren’t you cold in those clothes? I’m not cold at all. I’m like okay, this is super warm and super warm. I also eat natto. I also eat yogurt. Yogurt. Yogurt in the morning. I eat yogurt with honey. I recently underwent genetic testing. I was apple-shaped, so I had to cut back on sugar.

So actually I shouldn’t put honey on it. But I put honey on it. What a perfect breakfast, I’ll eat it. MA-KUN. Are you asking who MA-KUN is? I’ll eat, MA-KUN. Who? Is there any point in me saying that? Marvelous. Happy breakfast. Raw egg rice and yogurt don’t go together at all.

It’s dark outside because the morning sun hasn’t come out. When does the sunrise? The sun will come out soon. I want to bathe in the morning sun. Sun come out! The toilet is calling me. Good poop attack splash. Do you wear a camisole inside your pants? I don’t wear camisoles.

I put a camisole in my underwear and heattech in my underwear. It’s up and down and up and down. And it looks like a mille-feuille. I see. yes. You seem to be having fun talking alone this morning. I keep talking to you and you don’t reply, you’re a coward. I am replying.

Oh, my stomach hurts again. Someone is inviting me to the bathroom. Who is that? If you don’t leave in five minutes, you’ll be late for work, right? Why is it already that time? I woke up 30 minutes early this morning. That’s strange. That’s weird. Because you’re doing too much.

I was thinking of enjoying an elegant morning. Damn it, let’s go. be careful. I feel lonely. Shall we go together? I’m not going. You are fine today. Next week is Christmas. Is true. Are you excited? See ya. She’s simple. A wife who makes unreasonable demands on her spouse and Santa Claus.

Very beautiful illumination. Really beautiful illumination. Sparkling. You should be really quiet. You look fun every time you see the illuminations. I get excited when I see illuminations. Do we decorate the Christmas tree at home? That’s too much. I’m fine with it if you put out the Christmas tree and put it away.

If that’s the case, then I’m like, “Thank you very much, I’m really happy, I’m having fun, and I’m happy.” I have no interest in decorating the Christmas tree myself. I’m having trouble finding a place to store it.

It would be nice if the house was very spacious and had a lot of storage, but I don’t have the boxes to put it in. It might be nice if it were like that, but I still don’t need it. I see. This is cold. It’s cold and my face hurts.

If it’s this cold, my nose will fall off. I might have had my nose taken off. That nose has always been like that. You look over there. That thing has gotten really big. what? That’s the building under construction. Isn’t that building a lot bigger than before?

I was surprised, I thought why are you suddenly saying dirty things? I didn’t say dirty jokes. Stop making dirty jokes, there will be regulations. The topics on this channel are really on the limit. sorry. Look over there, there’s a big Christmas tree. It’s true, it’s beautiful. I’m looking forward to Christmas.

Will Santa Claus come this year? Santa Claus hasn’t come lately, but he’ll come this year, right? I worked hard this year. If Santa Claus doesn’t come this year, I think I’ll write a lot of bad things about Santa Claus on social media. what do you want? Narrow waist.

Isn’t it impossible to have a small waist? Isn’t that up to you? what? what do you want? Individuality. It’s also up to you. That’s why I absorb a little bit of your personality every day. What that? scared. My wife went crazy after her favorite debuted. Number of votes: 577,903. EBIHARA TSUDSUMI.

Number of votes: 577,903. EBIHARA TSUDSUMI. Number of votes: 577,903. Were the idols you supported able to debut? EBIHARA TSUDSUMI. Number of votes: 577,903. EBIHARA TSUDSUMI. How many times do you see it? EBIHARA TSUDSUMI. That’s enough. EBIHARA TSUDSUMI. You better stop doing that because you’re going crazy. EBIHARA TSUDSUMI.

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